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Bell No. 421 - The Belo Horizonte Challenger

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ARBITER RESULTS - STV ROUND 1

Sir Freddie Mercury received 2 first preference votes (Rt Hon Floppet, Rt Hon Moonbaby)
Donna Winter received 2 first preference votes (POP!, Star O.B.)
Dame Geri Halliwell received 3 first preference votes (Rt Hon Unmadison, Rt Hon Dark Carnival, Rt Hon TurnerPrize O.B.)
Rt Hon TurnerPrize O.B. received 1 first preference vote (Diddy)
Bill the Flower Pot Man received 2 first preference votes (Rt Hon Strawberry Jam O.B., Zodiac)

As no candidate received more than 50% of the votes, the voting proceeds into a second round.

The lowest placed candidate, RT HON TURNERPRIZE O.B., is eliminated and his vote will be redistributed.
 
Oh good. I seem to have gotten away with ruining Bells on Sunday.

IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN SIR BOWIE
 
It's so CLOSE

If I'm eliminated can I urge my supporters to vote for SIR FREDDIE MERCURY

I have GRAVE MISGIVINGS about the suitability of DAME GERI HALLIWELL for the role
 
Oh wait a minute, you're not voting again

It's too early in the morning for me to wrestle with the complexities of the regulations surrounding the election of a new Arbiter

Perhaps I should be eliminated :(
 
ARBITER RESULTS - STV ROUND 2

Diddy's second preference candidate was Donna Winter

Sir Freddie Mercury receives 2 votes (Rt Hon Floppet, Rt Hon Moonbaby)
Donna Winter received 3 votes (POP!, Star O.B., Diddy)
Dame Geri Halliwell received 3 votes (Rt Hon Unmadison, Rt Hon Dark Carnival, Rt Hon TurnerPrize O.B.)
Bill the Flower Pot Man received 2 first preference votes (Rt Hon Strawberry Jam O.B., Zodiac)

As no candidate received more than 50% of the votes, the voting proceeds into a second round.

Of the lowest placed candidates, BILL THE FLOWER POT MAN is the least preferred by members of the Privy Council (by a 5 to 2 vote). Bill is eliminated and the votes of Strawberry Jam and Zodiac will be redistributed.
 
I think Sir Freddie is definitely the best man for the job. He's already dead so he won't have to leave us for other, more pressing, engagements.
 
He don't have NO TIME for the MONKEY BUSINESS
 
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ARBITER RESULTS - STV ROUND 3

Strawberry Jam's second preference candidate was Donna Winter
Zodiac's second preference candidate was Sir Freddie Mercury

Sir Freddie Mercury receives 3 votes (Rt Hon Floppet, Rt Hon Moonbaby, Zodiac)
Donna Winter receives 4 votes (POP!, Star O.B., Rt Hon Diddy, Rt Hon Strawberry Jam O.B.)
Dame Geri Halliwell receives 3 votes (Rt Hon Unmadison, Rt Hon Dark Carnival, Rt Hon TurnerPrize O.B.)

As no candidate received more than 50% of the votes, the voting proceeds into a third round.

Of the lowest placed candidates, SIR FREDDIE MERCURY is the least preferred by members of the Privy Council (by a 4 to 3 vote). Freddie is eliminated and the votes of Floppet, Moonbaby and Zodiac will be redistributed.
 
I MIGHT POST A WRONG BELL TO EXPRESS MY DISPLEASURE WITH THIS VOTING PROCESS
 
OH MY

If I am appointed to this illustrious position and am subsequently ever forced to ABDICATE it will be in favour of SIR FREDDIE MERCURY

This would of course be subject to the Official Procedures and Precedents of Appointment to the Exalted Position of Royal Arbiter of the Bell

God Save The Queen and Sir David BOWIE
 
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Dark Carnival said:
All of Geri's vote came from members of the Privy Council. Freddie had only two from the Council.
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YOU of all people should be SUPPORTING Sir Freddie.

Donna, you have my unwavering support following your new pledge.
 
Donna Winter said:
OH MY

If I am appointed to this illustrious position and am subsequently ever forced to ABDICATE it will be in favour of SIR FREDDIE MERCURY

This would of course be subject to the Official Procedures and Precedents of Appointment to the Exalted Position of Royal Arbiter of the Bell
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I think the current Arbiter has already laid down a procedure :confused:


Sir David BOWIE said:
The runner up will duely be elected Associate Justice of the Bell and will take the place of the Arbiter in case of resignation or death of the Arbiter.
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Where is my vote being redistributed to? If it goes to Geri, I am going to bring this shit show down
 
Maybe certain members of the Council will BUMP HER OFF if she wins

Not that I would ever suggest the ASSASSINATION of the ROYAL ARBITER OF THE BELL which is surely a MOST HEINOUS OFFENCE
 
But if Sir Fred can do it from beyond the grave, surely that haggard old witch can too?
 
ARBITER RESULTS - STV ROUND 4

Moonbaby's second preference candidate was Dame Geri Halliwell.


DONNA WINTER - 4
DAME GERI HALLIWELL - 4




Floppet's second choice was Turnerprize. Her third choice was DONNA WINTER


DONNA WINTER - 5
DAME GERI HALLIWELL - 4




Zodiac's third choice was...












































DONNA WINTER


DONNA WINTER IS HEREBY ELECTED ROYAL ARBITER-ELECT OF THE BELL AND WILL BE INVITED BY THE QUEEN TO ASCEND THE CUPRONICKEL THRONE.

DAME GERI HALLIWELL IS HEREBY ELECTED ASSOCIATE JUSTICE OF THE BELL

BOTH DONNA WINTER and DAME GERI HALLIWELL (and SIR FREDDIE MERCURY) ARE HEREBY AWARDED MEMBERSHIP OF THE ORDER OF THE BELL.

DONNA WINTER AND DAME GERI HALLIWELL ARE AWARDED MEMBERSHIP OF THE PRIVY COUNCIL.


NOW MY DEEDS ARE DONE, I WILL SOON RETURN TO THE SEA TOMORROW TO DIE.

GOD SPEED DONNA WINTER, GOD SPEED.
 
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Congratulations Donna.

Or should I say RT HON DONNA WINTER O.B.
 
OH MY GOODNESS

I'M SO THRILLED

Who would have thought that a MERE COMMONER such as I could be elected to the rarified position of ROYAL ARBITER OF THE BELL

THANK YOU ALL SO VERY VERY MUCH
 
Donna Winter said:
OH MY GOODNESS

I'M SO THRILLED

Who would have thought that a MERE COMMONER such as I could be elected to the rarified position of ROYAL ARBITER OF THE BELL

THANK YOU ALL SO VERY VERY MUCH
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I now pronounce you ROYAL ARBITER OF THE BELL.

God bless you and all who sail in you.
 
I'd like to THANK Sir David BOWIE for his DEDICATION to the cause of ARBITRATION OF THE BELLS and wish him GOD SPEED

I look forward to working closely with Dame Geri Halliwell, Sir Freddie Mercury and the other members of the Privy Council

God SAVE the QUEEN
 
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