OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[Phoenix]

I just woke up and haven’t received my number yet. Does that mean that I’m last?

 

[Zu]

I just woke up and haven’t received my number yet. Does that mean that I’m last?

Solomon Islands for you darlin'

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Where is my number, this has been keeping me up all night

 

[Zu]

I haven't received my number either

WHAT SORT OF UNHOLY HELL IS THIS

 

[Alla]

I don't like my number, does anyone wanna swap?

 

[OutSynk]

I just received 10 numbers.

 

[ADONK5]

I'd love to know what proportion of people are actively trying to find a song already, vs. those who won't even start before they know which country they'll have.

 

[Alla]

I'd love to know what proportion of people are actively trying to find a song already, vs. those who won't even start before they know which country they'll have.

Oh I'm just waiting to see which shitty country is left, I'm not doing a search, finding the perfect song and then being told that I can't. Just no.

 

[Zu]

Oh my God I just got my number and it's the only one to which I am FATALLY ALLERGIC! Even worse than NUTS!

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

I thought we were receiving numbers at 6???

 

[Rita]

Has anyone had their number?

FESS UP!!

 

[Zu]

Well I've received mine AND XXX fanny pics

 

[OutSynk]

Has anyone had their number?

FESS UP!!

Just gave one to Alla because I got too many.

 

[ButterTart]

Kala's just PMed me to tell me I'm a villager.

 

[win_the_game]

You're all lying gits.

 

[Zu]

You're all lying gits.

How dare you. Although admittedly it does have the look of a spoiled trifle so it's difficult to say

 

[Rita]

Has anyone had their number?

FESS UP!!

On THAT note.

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

My top five picks all share a heritage so I'll be quite emotional should someone steal my nation.

 

[OutSynk]

@nerys is back

 

[Alla]

@nerys is back

**RANDOM GIFS ALERT**

 

[Diddy]

Kala, just in case I need to, are you allowing overseas territories/regions separately from their evil colonial overlord countries?

has kate got some hot Isle of Wight exclusive?

 

[nerys]

When does this shit show start?

I’ve consulted the rules but...

 

[Kate]

has kate got some hot Isle of Wight exclusive?

Ssssh, my exclusive RACH 'n' MAND cover of Uptown Top Ranking is TOP SECRET

 

[nerys]

**RANDOM GIFS ALERT**

 

[Phoenix]

Hi @nerys are you new or from the Eurovision forum?

 

[Rita]

When does this shit show start?

I’ve consulted the rules but...

Did you not see in Leviticus chapter 27 verse 2873 no changing votes. Sorry Nerys hun, your are OUT!!

 

[Zu]

Hi @nerys are you new or from the Eurovision forum?

AKA “Are you SANE?”

 

[Indie]

Has anyone had their number?

FESS UP!!

I got the weirdest PM.

It said, "Rita, your number is 41"

I think there's been an administrative fuck up somewhere.

 

[Rita]

I got the weirdest PM.

It said, "Rita, your number is 41"

I think there's been an administrative fuck up somewhere.

41!? I AM GOING TO RIOT!

 

[Rita]

@Kalabaliken GET ON WITH IT!

 

[Kate]

We get our numbers at 6pm Reet!

 

[Rita]

We get our numbers at 6pm Reet!

Oh. I’ll get back in my box.

See y’all later. I’ve got an episode of Gemma Collins Diva Forever to watch.

 

[OutSynk]

The STATE of this. I suggest ditching Paint and upgrading to Photoshop.

 

[straightorbroken]

Kala says he won't let me choose until I pay him back £3.12. I thought he was joking until the newspaper cut out death threats came in this morning.

 

[Kaleen]

@David_5000 and @Penelope - do you fancy joining us?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

You're encouraging MORE? You'll NEVER LEARN SWEDISH AT THIS PACE.

 

[Ig Komme]

I think we need screenshots of Kala's bank statement to show he hasn't been taking cash for positions

 

[OutSynk]

@David_5000 and @Penelope - do you fancy joining us?

We will NOT have three semifinals.

 

[ADONK5]

@David_5000 and @Penelope - do you fancy joining us?

I caved and voted 'yes' about ten minutes ago!

I was mainly swayed by that graphic though, I can't let that hard work go to waste.

 

[Ig Komme]

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