Conservative MP arrested on sexual assault allegations

[octophone]

Oh but he was under Cameron!

Oh. I was not aware of this...it's still a bit too convenient for one of Brexit's biggest wankers...although it could potentially explain why Boris wouldn't touch him.

 

[jivafox]

That new gay one who got accused recently AGAIN of being a creepy old lech “liked” my tweet on Twitter where I asked “why are all gay Tories always so fucking ugly?”.

I almost felt bad but then I remembered that even though he’s a person, he’s also a Tory.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Mark Francois under David Cameron

 

[octophone]

Once someone is lost to Conservativism, there's nothing can be done.

 

[octophone]

Mark Francois under David Cameron

Yeah, under his shoe. I could smuggle Mark Francois through customs up my arse.

 

[cwej]

Maybe so, but that doesn't make him a rapist.

Not in my book.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Well I fancy a by-election in my constituency but then remembered my MP is a GAY so it’s not him (well, could be I suppose)

 

[Peekaboo]

I had an old Tory MP propositioning me for a WRESTLE a while ago on some SELECT WEBSITE. He had his name completely visible so a simple Google showed up everything about him! He was probably +70 and a Brexiteer

 

[SDF]

Wrestle?! Bringing a whole new meaning to rock bottom

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for PENNY MORDAUNT

 

[KNT]

Well I fancy a by-election in my constituency but then remembered my MP is a GAY so it’s not him (well, could be I suppose)

That didn't stop dear old ROBERT ROBERTS from trying it on with a girl on his staff. Gay Tories are a special breed.

 

[Peekaboo]

Apparently it's a 50 year old. Does it narrow it down?

 

[TiShh]

Just googled. Mark Harper is a possibility if it's someone exactly 50. He's been a minister too.

The name rings a bell. Was his name very briefly in the ring for the last leadership election?

 

[KNT]

In unrelated news, Mark Francois has apparently deleted his twitter and Facebook accounts.

 

[TiShh]

Now seems like as good a time as any to share the sexual deviances list from a few years ago



Liam Fox: Adam Werrity

 

[TiShh]

If I were an MP in my 50's I'd be tweeting effusively about my innocence rather than just let my name be banded about Reddit lists constantly. I'm surprised no-one's done that yet

 

[ButterTart]

If I were an MP in my 50's I'd be tweeting effusively about my innocence rather than just let my name be banded about Reddit lists constantly. I'm surprised no-one's done that yet

In fairness, a Tweet from a Tory MP is basically guaranteed to be a tissue of lies.
Even if Francois possessed the cognitive functions required to switch on his Disney Princess My First Computer and use his pudgy, Wotstit-encrusted fingers to scrawl ‘mark is no touch lady in bad area please’ across Twitter, nobody would believe him.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh PLEASE let it be that human turd Mark Francois PLEASE!

Has Twitter not discovered the name yet? usually these things are blown in SECONDS!