The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[Devil]

I think she genuinely is THICK.

When she's on the right side of the coin it's amusing, when she's teaming up with the villains it's just annoying.

 

[Lucille]

Just starting on the season 2 reunion, love that Janet is on the CHAMPAGNE from the OFF.

 

[Lucille]

Even though I’m pretty sure it’s like 10am.

 

[KindaCool]

Go drown in the PEWL

 

[Lucille]

We’ve all been too wasted to remember an argument, claimed not to be that drunk then stormed off when dealt the FACTS! It’s the first time I can relate to Petifleur.

 

[COB]

She's fifty and she's skinny because she doesn't DRINK!

 

[jivafox]

She's fifty and she's skinny because she doesn't DRINK!

WELL I’M FIFTY NEARLY AND I’M FAT AND I DON’T DRINK!

*caresses tits*

 

[Lucille]

Omg the scene where Bruce tells his daughter off for driving his car has me hard as a rock.

 

[Lucille]

“I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT, GET FUCKED”

 

[Lucille]

I’m beginning season 3 like 2 bags of coke with every intention of rationing it, but let’s be honest girls, in 8 hours I’ll be left with nothing shaking and crying on the floor

 

[Lucille]

Lydia crying because she feels responsible for everyone turning on PF!!! When her apology consisted of ‘EVERYONE HATES YOU’.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I mean all these hideous ”ladies” are the worst, but those couple of are irresistable.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Is Janet OK?

 

[Lucille]

I was thinking that she seems to have hit the road on some sort of SPIRITQUEST.

 

[Lucille]

Oh apparently she’s just BUYING A CONDO, and a certain someone can’t fly because of their ADVANCED YEARS

 

[jivafox]

Stop gallivanting around the country Janet you’re supposed to be filming Season 5!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I've been rewatching season 4, and I am absolutely ASHAMED with myself that I forgot to mention the w*g bitch DRAMATICS in my Gina write up
Of ALL the Housewives fake storylines it's probably the funniest for me. Lydia saying "Yes, I do believe I heard you say that..." in defence of Gina had me screaming

Oh and Venus is even worse than I remembered her being. She's QUITE HIGH on my list of most disliked Housewives now.

 

[Lucille]

I’m up to the season 3 reunion at present! I’m reluctant to start 4 as I don’t want to run out of episodes, and no one seems in a great RUSH to film season 5.

 

[Lucille]

Although isn’t the Gold Coast the BENIDORM of Australia, would someone from Melbourne really by a condo there? Any Australians able to confirm this is strange behaviour?

 

[jivafox]

I've been rewatching season 4, and I am absolutely ASHAMED with myself that I forgot to mention the w*g bitch DRAMATICS in my Gina write up
Of ALL the Housewives fake storylines it's probably the funniest for me. Lydia saying "Yes, I do believe I heard you say that..." in defence of Gina had me screaming

Oh and Venus is even worse than I remembered her being. She's QUITE HIGH on my list of most disliked Housewives now.

 

[jivafox]

Putting our worried gay minds AT EASE

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Lydia & Gina vs Gamble & Janet has potential to be EXTREMELY iconic tbh!
I'm just a bit WORRIED about the three new women that are being inserted into the show, as Lydia claimed the first time she'd ever met them was at the PRESS LAUNCH
I'd rather they just bring back Chyka and Pettifleur tbh, but LET'S SEE, god knows when we'll ever get season 5 ANYWAY!

 

[Lucille]

Well hopefully Janet has been vaccinated already being over 80.

 

[jivafox]

I hope the new women attempt to play it naturally rather than just coming for Gina and causing her to lose her MIND.

AGAIN.

 

[KindaCool]

Well hopefully Janet has been vaccinated already being over 80.

She's certainly no stranger to NEEDLES.

Although, I still think Janet looks very attractive, Botox or otherwise.

 

[jivafox]

I thought you were referring to the fact that she FUCKS FOR HEROIN

 

[Alex]

Okay this is my GATEWAY DRUG to Housewives.
Gina is fucking amazing and Andrea a dull cow

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I love that BITCH was the word they chose to censor

 

[Alex]

All birthdays are significant because if you aren't going to have another one it sucks because you're dead - OH JANET

 

[KindaCool]

Janet and Gina tie for #1 for me. Gina is the fireworks, but you still need Janet to STRIKE THE MATCH. The show depends on both of them in my opinion.

 

[Devil]

Although isn’t the Gold Coast the BENIDORM of Australia, would someone from Melbourne really by a condo there? Any Australians able to confirm this is strange behaviour?

Correct. It’s not quite as bad as Beni, but you would normally go a bit less mainstream for a Queensland condo than the GC.

I’m more shocked the old girl is getting over the borders given the constant lockdowns. Queen

 

[Will]

If filming hasn't really started in any real capacity, then it's not too late to draft Pettifleur in after her two weeks of annoying the nation on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

 

[jivafox]

“I look great tonight and do you know why?

Because I have been on a DIET.”

 

[Suomi]

INTO THIS!
On season 3, episode 6 but I have a question - did it cancelled after 4; it seems to have come back?

 

[KindaCool]

Not cancelled. New season to come soon

 

[KindaCool]

“I look great tonight and do you know why?

Because I have been on a DIET.”

Absolutely Lydia's funniest and dumbest line

 

[jivafox]

INTO THIS!
On season 3, episode 6 but I have a question - did it cancelled after 4; it seems to have come back?

Returning with three new women...sometime.

 

[Suomi]

I do love GAMBLE - she’s like one of the less celebrated X-Men