Eurovision 2021: The Rehearsals

[ButterTart]

@Alla to apologise on-screen for RTVE

He still hasn't apologised for this.

 

[Alla]

Should I apologise for the Spanish Flu too?

 

[Soldi]

Yes

 

[Alla]

Yes

Listen Cicciolino, another tv channel (not RTVE) just got the rights to broadcast next year the Eesti Laul. On tv. In Spain! When you get that in UK I'll apologise for everything. x

 

[Penelope]

@Alla - I forget, are you named after Sofia - Alla or Alla flickor

 

[Alla]

@Alla - I forget, are you named after Sofia - Alla or Alla flickor

 

[Diddy]

I’ve just seen Spain’s moon prop compared to this

 

[Raining on Me]

From those clips, some of them sound way off. Tusse sounds like he might die. Elena a bit iffy too

It's kind of staggering they have much left to give come Saturday night when you think how many times they've had to go through this

 

[Raining on Me]

Only Jennifer Connelly-Furtado sounds truly on point, though I'm not sure anyone would be able to tell otherwise with that song

 

[VoR]

 

[VoR]

Is there not a danger those flames will melt the trumpets, causing them to collapse and crush poor James to death in the most fitting climax to a UK Eurovision entry ever conceived?

 

[Soldi]

Is there not a danger those flames will melt the trumpet, causing them to collapse and crush poor James to death in the most fitting climax to a UK Eurovision entry ever conceived?

Well we might not finish last if that happens.

 

[win_the_game]

Sounds like the pyros are not quite the improvement they hoped.

 

[Madíson]

An unfortunate lookalike in the related articles bit at the bottom of this BBC Eurovision article

Eurovision: Ireland and Australia eliminated in first semi-final

They are among six nations whose participation in the contest ended in Tuesday's first semi-final.

www.bbc.co.uk

Twins?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

You can add all the pyro you want, it won't make JN an engaging performer.

Oh just stick a fork in us actively competing and be DONE WITH IT!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

You just KNOW if Scotland ever got to compete as an individual country they would absolutely SLAY IT, mostly on purpose to show up how embarrassing the UK entries have on the whole been.

 

[Lucille]

The UNITED KINGDOLLS were RIGHT THERE!!!

 

[D5K]

I saw one Twitter report saying it was a noticeable improvement, and then all the others saying there are still some big problems.

And is it just one single pyro burst?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Is there not a danger those flames will melt the trumpets, causing them to collapse and crush poor James to death in the most fitting climax to a UK Eurovision entry ever conceived?

I'd rather the flames just give the awful leather jacket he's wearing a good singeing.

 

[rhythmbandit]

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Gold trousers.

 

[Apoca]

You just KNOW if Scotland ever got to compete as an individual country they would absolutely SLAY IT, mostly on purpose to show up how embarrassing the UK entries have on the whole been.

Category is SHUM but with BAGPIPES

 

[win_the_game]

You just KNOW if Scotland ever got to compete as an individual country they would absolutely SLAY IT, mostly on purpose to show up how embarrassing the UK entries have on the whole been.

I’m sure we’d end up sending some trite singer-songwriter.

 

[dmlaw]

Runrig vs Del Amitri in the first national final. ZenGiraffe decides that independence wasn't such a good idea after all.

 

[COB]

It would be Amy McDonald with something that would end up just above the UK on the scoreboard, and the woman from Deacon Blue would read out our votes.

 

[dUb]

That UK clip is fucking TRAGIC HUNS

 

[Soldi]

That UK clip is fucking TRAGIC HUNS

At least we‘re in the final x

 

[dUb]

the UK on Saturday night: Light up the ROOM!!!!!

Europe:

Spoiler

 

[Alla]

Runrig vs Del Amitri in the first national final. ZenGiraffe decides that independence wasn't such a good idea after all.

del amitri were (are?) great!

 

[dUb]

At least we‘re in the final x

lame

We didn't deserve to qualify and NEITHER DO YOU

 

[D5K]

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Gold trousers.

Oh fuck they can't even manage the pyro burst at the most impactful time?

 

[Apoca]

Light up the room.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

An independent Scotland should move heaven and earth to make Chvrches our first entry. It would be a statement of intent.

 

[win_the_game]

It would be Amy McDonald with something that would end up just above the UK on the scoreboard, and the woman from Deacon Blue would read out our votes.

And the likes of Sandi Thom and Michelle McManus in succession.

 

[Pingu]

Sam Teen is currently rocking the jury final and is JEMINI levels of off-key.

 

[Lucille]

She wasn't OFF-KEY, she TRANSCENDED KEY!!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

Sam Teen sounds like she's shouting her special brand of art. Tone, pitch, key, all that stuff...it matters none. It's just not her case!!

 

[Lucille]

TRADITIONAL WESTERN MUSICAL STRUCTURES - NOT MY CASE!

 

[Raining on Me]

I think of my life in two phases: before S.Manta (a dark void), and post-Teena (a world where anything is possible through sheer willpower and where the constructs of basic song structure become irrelevant)

 

[Raining on Me]

More importantly....a final without this ridiculous woman will be 10000 times more miserable than it needs to be!​

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[Lucille]

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I'm a flame, I'm dynamite
So high on adrenaline
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