9th: Jonatan Cerrada - À chaque pas (61pts)
A truly brutal result here from Moopy for this twink with his
very 2004 hair. By no means the best in this French line-up, but I have to confess a sneaking regard for this in a 'would've been a decent Gareth Gates number one' kind of way.
Appropriately, Jonatan here (born in Belgium to Spanish parents - hence the little bit in Spanish at the end, which garnered a princely 4 points from Español
) came out of the first season of
Nouvelle Star, France's answer to Pop Idol. This did relatively well by semi-final era French standards, but 15th probably felt like a bit of a disappointment off the back of sending their reality star of the day, plus the back-to-back top fives the French had racked up not too long before this. Though frankly if they'd wanted to do better, I'd have advised a better performance than sending in
Marie-Line to spend the whole thing fighting her sleep paralysis demons on stilts.
Anyway, Jonatan has since moved to Bali, got rid of that unsightly neck tattoo and had QUITE the glow-up - and if that isn’t the Instagram of a gay man right there then MY NAME’S VoR!
1 x 8 (@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA)
4 x 0 (@auretz, @Ill Advised, @Zu 2, @VoR)