The Apprentice 2022

[Alex]

if the top is a star won’t the spikes stick into the gums and mean they can’t get the brush to the teeth ?!

 

[EuroTischion]

THAT TOOTH IS STARING AT ME

 

[COB]

I don't understand how this works Is the app on a phone?

 

[EuphoRita]

WHIFFY? I thought it was WIZZY! Oh GOOD LORD!

 

[COB]

Oh no the two teams haven’t communicated with each other

 

[EuroTischion]

Whiffy the lacklustre wizard

 

[PercyPig]

Are they all colourblind?

 

[GNL]

The teeth with teeth gives me the fear

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Isn't that brush a bit BIG for a child's hand?

 

[COB]

The enormous pictures of bowling alleys and things

 

[EuphoRita]

Are the boys MARTHA SKIDD SCAT ENTHUSIASTS? Brown brown BROWN!

 

[Alex]

Do wands have green on them ?

 

[GNL]

A little bit LOGGY

 

[cwej]

My current ranking based on a combination of watchability (w), fuckability (f), capability (c) and memorability (m), annoyance factor (a)):

The main reason for their ranking in brackets


Navid (w)
Shama (w)
Amy (w/c)
Akhshay (f)
Aaron (c)
Conor (f)
Alex (f)
Brittany (w)
Stephanie (I think Stephanie and Sophie might be the same people) (m)
Sophie (m)
Francesca (a)
Kathryn (a)
Akeem (IN-capability)
Nick (m)
Harpreet (m) - who is she?!

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

God that app was BORING

 

[COB]

Is a unisex character hard to create? A robot or a dinosaur!

 

[cwej]

SIDE EYE from Shama!

 

[PercyPig]

Oh no the market research is coming after they’ve designed and produced it

 

[EuroTischion]

I'm still not over Whiffy looking so DEPRESSED while half heartedly cleaning the scum off the teeth.

 

[D1ZZY]

That music is so annoying on just the second listen; on day 3 the app would get chucked into the toilet.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

When my child was 7, she LOVED BROWN

 

[COB]

How does the app correspond to the toothbrush? Is there tracking in the brush? Is it a WII REMOTE?

 

[Alex]

I'm still not over Whiffy looking so DEPRESSED while half heartedly cleaning the scum off the teeth.

He is just depressed that he has to do it all over again that day and just SO BORED being in that dull app

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

I can't with the green and brown brush and the slow motion app.

 

[D1ZZY]

“Put your hand up if you’re about to get fired!”

 

[COB]

Both apps are SO SHIT.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Orange is my favourite primary colour.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

And no matter how bad she is, she isn't MICHELLE MONE!

I think you mean Baroness BRA!

(thank you MailOnline)

 

[Alex]

I can't with the green and brown brush and the slow motion app.

Maybe they could rebrand the app for MINDFULNESS

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Yes, we'll change anything and everything about it if you work with us

 

[COB]

Oh these kids are all wearing earpieces

 

[COB]

STRAIGHT from Sylvia Young.

 

[PercyPig]

Why were the men not allowed in the room?

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

When the sassy 6 year olds are more articulate and clued in than the candidates.

 

[COB]

Harry Potter stuff clearly TOXIC to those kids

Why were the men not allowed in the room?

On the register

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Ugh dark spikey hair guy is BEAUTIFUL

 

[cwej]

50% of the boys liked it...

 

[D1ZZY]

When the sassy 6 year olds are more articulate and clued in than the candidates.

They’re smarter than you think!

 

[PercyPig]

Sample size never important

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

We found one boy who liked it. That's powerful stuff!