Melodifestivalen 2022: THE FINAL - Friends Arena

[RJN]

I bet @Suomi is so happy there

 

[FetchFugly]

I have to say I don't think being announced as winning the jury vote then having them open the public vote again really favours the leader.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Poor Anna rooted to the bottom because of those vicious juries.

 

[Alias #23]

That public vote for Anders was utterly unjustified based on his shouty vocal

Still, Medina THIRD and I hear that SVT are whipping up some extra sandwiches for my one and only

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

After a decade of mediocrity Sweden are finally sending something worthy of them.

 

[FetchFugly]

Cornelia settling down on the floor.

 

[Apoca]

I have to say I don't think being announced as winning the jury vote then having them open the public vote again really favours the leader.

And, still FUCKING MARTIN STENMARCK WON IN 2005.

 

[Alias #23]

A very worthy winner even if it didn’t turn out quite as I’d have liked

 

[Baby LaZenne]

#JUSTICE4MEDINA

 

[RJN]

She’s trying to look sad but can’t. And her happiness seems so infectious

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

I loved how much she wanted it and SO DID WE.

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Also, Tone finished FIFTH

 

[Raining on Me]

I assume Medina bombed in the older age groups.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Also, Tone finished FIFTH

We must have Tone back!

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I loved how much she wanted it and SO DID WE.

I bet the rest of Love Generation are in their bedsits shitting fire right now.

 

[FetchFugly]

WONDERFUL RESULT

Robin, John and Anna being given a subtle hint tonight that they might want to give it a rest for a bit.

 

[Apoca]

That final ad-lib in the winner's reprise

QUEEN.

 

[Alias #23]

WONDERFUL RESULT

Robin, John and Anna being a subtle hint tonight that they might want to give it a rest for a bit.

Don’t take it personal but NOBODY WANTS YOU

 

[Raining on Me]

They should now play the clip of Anders Bagge telling a young Cornelia she was NO GOOD or whatever it was. And then Cornelia shoots him dead to RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE

 

[Alias #23]

Well I’m exhausted after all that. Anyone got any amphetamines?

 

[Alias #23]

Ooo lovely, a post-show chat featuring ALI

I TOLD YOU HE HAD A HANDBAG

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

I'm torturing myself with the AFTER PARTY SHOW

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

WONDERFUL RESULT

Robin, John and Anna being given a subtle hint tonight that they might want to give it a rest for a bit.

They don't have that TIMELESSNESS VALUE PERFORMANCE of a Linda Bengtzing

One day ol' Lins will be DIREKT TILL FINAL again!

 

[Alias #23]

We did of course all enjoy the final but I think we can all agree that it would have benefitted from the stunning artistry and song handicraft of MALOU - BANANAS

 

[Apoca]

So Cornelia's mum is MOIRA ROSE.

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

CALLED IT

 

[Alla]

THANK GOD FOR THAT SWEDEN!!

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

I’ve just realised in the EIGHT years I’ve followed Melfest, this is the FIRST YEAR in which my actual favourite has WON!

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

JUST GOT OUT OF A CONCERT

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

WHO WON?

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Omg yay Cornelia !

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

JUST GOT OUT OF A CONCERT

Fishbach was it?

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Fishbach was it?

WHO?

 

[Alex]

WHO?

Jenifer intimate gig ?

 

[VoRonika]

Never doubted her for a moment.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact Faith Kakembo finished mid-table with the juries AND the public?

Although Sweden made the right call in the end this is proof there are some very damaged individuals living there.

 

[VoRonika]

Faith had a dreadfully dull song (as borne out by her minimal streaming figures) but she did manage to make it quite rousing in the performances. Obviously that should have been Linda's finals spot though.

Great show tonight I thought. I was cackling at all the FUMING Swedish housewives we walked past after Anders was defeated.

My brother was there as a first time attendee. He went in stanning Cornelia "but the very tall Paloma Faith lookalike was really quite persuasive"

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Great show tonight I thought. I was cackling at all the FUMING Swedish housewives we walked past after Anders was defeated.

Suspected this would be the case. They really did narrowly avoid catastrophe - his performance was horrible and it had all the hallmarks of a semi-final disaster. Thank goodness the juries weren’t that fond of him.

Saying that, I am absolutely still split on these international juries. The fact that a few randoms around the world, Zooming in from their front rooms, can have that much influence on the result doesn’t sit that well with me. How do we even know who is on the jury? None of this is, of course, anything to do with how they treated Anna.

If they do persist with them, can SVT mandate a little more finesse?

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

I also loved the British lady who appeared to be in charge of the SVT Play metrics

‘We have people watching from the UK….and GLASGOW’

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

Is there a significant Swedish diaspora in Glasgow or did she just misname Scotland?