Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Rita]

FA Cup Final

I thought he was in HERE.

 

[Star]

And again!!

 

[dmlaw]

I hope Mika enjoys the rest of his life. But can he please never come into mine again.

After the interval medley, of course.

 

[Funky]

One thing Mika is not, is a TV presenter.

 

[Beverley]

I have no idea what Kala looks like! Which was one was he?!

The one doing something frankly SEXUAL with his lips and the flag!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Is that Sam Smith?

 

[COB]

I have no idea what Kala looks like! Which was one was he?!

The gay one

 

[Nancy]

Don't his parents like him or something?

 

[dmlaw]

Dressed as the way into the storeroom of a newsagents. CAN I HAVE TEN LAMBERT AND BUTLER PLEASE MATE?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh do fuck off Mika

 

[dmlaw]

Dressed as the way into the storeroom of a newsagents. CAN I HAVE TEN LAMBERT AND BUTLER PLEASE MATE?

Or you could just fuck off.

 

[dmlaw]

Don't his parents like him or something?

Nobody likes him.

 

[BoysForSeles]

The face mask is very Bertine Zetlitz. The song is very not.

 

[win_the_game]

So BRAVE

 

[Ellie]

Can bullying please be acceptable again?

 

[straightorbroken]

From one terrible gay to another. Oh Eurovision, what happened to you?

Mika to Australia, not Kala <3

 

[Rita]

Why is he not the same? Has something happened to his face?

 

[COB]

HATE THIS CIGGY

 

[Kratz]

Is he gay?

 

[Ellie]

Is that Sam Smith?

EQUALLY is vile.

 

[ButterTart]

Here he is, a reminder that the Ugandans might have a point.

 

[straightorbroken]

Can bullying please be acceptable again?

Off moopy?

 

[Nancy]

I bet the NUN from CALL THE MIDWIFE likes this one.

 

[Rita]

OH THERE SHE IS

 

[supermassive]

Is he gay

 

[GNL]

Is he gay?

No, gay baiting

He's called Dave and works in construction.

 

[dmlaw]

Can bullying please be acceptable again?

It’s ok to bully Sheldon because he deserves it. The kid who smells gets to bully Sheldon.

 

[Ellie]

I’m fucking GLAD we’re not the same mate.

 

[Star]

Here he is, a reminder that the Ugandans might have a point.

You know I'm 50% Ugandan. Jambo.

 

[Sheena]

OH SHUT UP CRYING YOU POOF

 

[straightorbroken]

If Rosie O'Donnell and Kim Jong Un had a horrible baby.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

That was... not good.

 

[Nancy]

TIME FOR SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SDF]

It’s just a bit too shouty for me

 

[BoysForSeles]

He’s all about being his authentic self but why can’t we dislike people’s authentic selves?

 

[Funky]

No, gay baiting

He's called Dave and works in construction.

Shame he couldn’t construct a decent outfit.

 

[Rita]

No, gay baiting

He's called Dave and works in construction.

And @Soldi is WORKING THE DOORS OUTSIDE THE VENUE

 

[bypass]

Ooh SHIT.....here goes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck off Australia

 

[SDF]

SAM!!!!