Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[RaspberrySwirl]

We just started watching at Istanbul airport, right in time for Cornelia.

 

[Rita]

Someone’s hair has been ASSASSINATED BY BLEACH AND EXTENSIONS.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Lana vibes at the start
I'm here for this

 

[straightorbroken]

C'mon Sweden. This didn't wow me until she started ripping her throat in half at the end.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

COME ON QUEEN GIVE IT TO US
TAKE US TO GAY CHRISTMAS MIDNIGHT MASS

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’m sad that I can’t see Lisa Miskovsky on a global stage right now. I’m going to email a complaint.

 

[Sheena]

Still some TERRIBLE camerawork

 

[Rita]

YES! This is what I have been waiting on!! YES YES YES!!!

 

[dmlaw]

I didn’t think much of this the first time I heard it, but it’s grown a lot.

 

[straightorbroken]

She just doesn't look like a pop star at all. The make-up, hair and shitty top are all so high street.

 

[Rita]

Spain and Sweden getting votes so far.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Still some TERRIBLE camerawork

The worst was the famous Kate Ryan sabotage though.

 

[Ellie]

Once again, song hasn’t really hit yet and she is the only thing that lifts it up.

 

[Rita]

I love her husk. She likes the cigs like your very own Reet.

 

[straightorbroken]

Part of the fun is not knowing if the voice is going to last until the end. Quite glorious really.

 

[Kratz]

I’LL DANCE ALONE!

 

[win_the_game]

KALA!!

 

[Soldi]

KALA!!!

 

[Rita]

MIKA TAKE IT OFF

 

[Nancy]

ONE SONG UNTIL R SAM!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Omg Kala!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank god for Sweden

 

[Beverley]

KALA!!!!

 

[COB]

!ALAK

 

[Sheena]

OMG I DIDN'T SEE KALA, I WAS TOO BUSY TWEETING

 

[straightorbroken]

Before Mika appears they should really sample Kylie going "maybe in... pink?" Etc

 

[Rita]

Kala? WHERE?

 

[Sheena]

Kala? WHERE?

FA Cup Final

 

[Kratz]

I have no idea what Kala looks like! Which was one was he?!

 

[bypass]

What are the wolves doing?

 

[Funky]

Who is this Kala person, as in the moopy poster?

 

[win_the_game]

Kala? WHERE?

The one jumping up and down with the Swedish flag!

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, look, a fuchsia suit now.

 

[GNL]

That was a bit of a bum note from Sweden

 

[win_the_game]

Who is this Kala person, as in the moopy poster?

Yes!

 

[lolly]

I hope Mika enjoys the rest of his life. But can he please never come into mine again.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Someone rewind their telewobble and post a screenshot plz

 

[COB]

Kala? WHERE?

There was a shot of him going mad after the Swedish song

 

[Funky]

Oh Mika my EYES!

 

[straightorbroken]

From one terrible gay to another. Oh Eurovision, what happened to you?