The Queen DEAD...Tired

[GNL]

Huw Edwards interrupting Chris Mason because "we've got a dreadful.... Problem with the sound".

I was absolutely sure it was happening and got all aflutter.

What a stunt queen.

 

[big ron]

I think she's died. Nick Witchell sounds broken.

She has to be, or at least nailed on to cark it asap, they're all in black - what happens if she lives for another few months, constant black suits on the news?

 

[big ron]

I said she'd die this year

DID YOU DO IT?

 

[big ron]

Anyone who has the queen in the deathwatch should get 23398457923 bonus points.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I suspect Huw Edwards won't come off air until she dies, even if it takes days.

He wants his.

 

[ButterTart]

Huw Edwards interrupting Chris Mason because "we've got a dreadful.... Problem with the sound".

I was absolutely sure it was happening and got all aflutter.

Same! I got a proper shiver.

 

[Diddy]

Are people going to do North Korean funeral wailing just to try and get a day off?

 

[Sheena]

My boss’s husband’s friend works at Scottish Water and says they’ve been told she’s already dead.

And no that isn’t a parody, this is genuine information that has been unironically conveyed to me.

Why would he know, are they planning on FLUSHING THE CORPSE?

 

[GNL]

Why would he know, are they planning on FLUSHING THE CORPSE?

Unfortunately due to heavy rainfall they've had to flush her out to sea.

 

[Inner Smile]

DID YOU DO IT?

No I was in tesco

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No I was in tesco

You WOULD say that

 

[GNL]

They are not wearing black ties on Pointless. Very disrespectful.

 

[COB]

Can't believe it's going to happen while I'm stuck on a bus home

 

[Mike(y) W]

That's right Ingrid.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They are not wearing black ties on Pointless. Very disrespectful.

Writing to Points of View IMMINENTLY

 

[Soldi]

Can't believe it's going to happen while I'm stuck on a bus home

I’m at EUSTON

 

[GinAg (39)]

I need to cook. This better drop at 6.

 

[Alex]

Can't believe it's going to happen while I'm stuck on a bus home

Just film when the whole bus burst into tears, it’ll go VIRAL

 

[GNL]

I’m at EUSTON

They might put it up on the BIG SCREEN

 

[win_the_game]

I do like the fact that when the Queen does die it's called Operation Unicorn!

Well she is in Scotland and it is our national animal no less.

 

[Mike(y) W]

Ingrid's now a Doctor.

 

[big ron]

Just testing some backgrounds for my facebook announcements

 

[Mother Superior]

I have a hot date tonight - needs some appropriately respectful slutty black underwear...

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s past six why isn’t she dead yet?

 

[Tisch]

Just film when the whole burst into tears, it’ll go VIRAL

Last time I filmed my hole bursting into tears the police were called

 

[COB]

NEWS: Queen still alive

 

[big ron]

It’s past six why isn’t she dead yet?

I said to my mate they were waiting until after 6 so people finished up at work

 

[Star]

NEWS: Queen still alive

Well BBC news are telling everyone to look at the photos of the royals in that car and make their own minds up

 

[aquaplex]

Omg what song are they gonna make number one as a symbolic gesture. Hopefully not that Gary Barlow song from ten years ago.

Maybe Flip Reverse by Blazin’ Squad?

Actually scrap that

She’s Gone by Matthew Marsden feat Destiny’s Child

 

[Rita]

If she was dead would they really wait on Harry to arrive before they announce it? He isn’t a member of the Royal Family anymore and she has all her children around her, and William who is the closest in line to the throne.

Clearly she is in a bad way, but maybe she is still holding on?

 

[Dark Carnival]

If she was dead would they really wait on Harry to arrive before they announce it? He isn’t a member of the Royal Family anymore and she has all her children around her, and William who is the closest in line to the throne.

Clearly she is in a bad way, but maybe she is still holding on?

She’s DEAD, love.

 

[Star]

If she was dead would they really wait on Harry to arrive before they announce it? He isn’t a member of the Royal Family anymore and she has all her children around her, and William who is the closest in line to the throne.

Clearly she is in a bad way, but maybe she is still holding on?

She's still his grandma though I suppose. Would be a bit off to announce it while he's travelling?

 

[GinAg (39)]

64 viewing!

 

[Rita]

She's still his grandma though I suppose. Would be a bit off to announce it while he's travelling?

I’m assuming it’s the fact that he is Charles son and Charles is next in line to the throne as we have had no mention of any of her other grand children?

 

[VoR]

I’m not saying the BBC are dropping increasingly obvious hints, but Radio 1 just played this:

 

[ButterTart]

First poignant images emerging of the Moopvanian royal family attending HMS QoL Elizabeth's bedside.

 

[Eddie]

The coverage is fucking draining! I know it's a big deal and even I'm quite about it but fuck me, I need to turn Hue Edwards and Nick Witchell off for a while.

 

[Rita]

The coverage is fucking draining! I know it's a big deal and even I'm quite about it but fuck me, I need to turn Hue Edwards and Nick Witchell off for a while.

Yes, I am the same. I had a break to cook tea and am now out with the dog. Still refreshing Moopy in case I miss the announcement though.

 

[GinAg (39)]

ITV have suspending all programming.

 

[big ron]

ITV have suspending all programming.

This is it.