The Queen DEAD...Tired

[dmlaw]

Shall we play a game? What famous person am I thinking of? Clue: She’s probably dead.

Maddie McCann?

 

[ButterTart]

Maddie McCann?

I said dead, not a mother of six.

 

[Rachey]

She famously thinks they went off the boil when Bryan left.

She knows nothing.

 

[Indie]

They’ll be stopping off at the Moto Services for some M&S sushi and a go on the gamblers.

Well, i feel stalked.

 

[Christian]

Sky News in all black. The presenters on the BBC starting to sound a bit wobbly.

I think it's happened. I reckon announcement at 6 and Chuck to maybe go on the telly after.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I think she's died. Nick Witchell sounds broken.

 

[Indie]

"Well-wishers have gathered"

THERE'S LESS THAN 10 PEOPLE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

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"Well-wishers have gathered"

THERE'S LESS THAN 10 PEOPLE!

9 well-wishers have gathered.

 

[COB]

Update: twelve well-wishers and one duck now at the gates of Balmoral.

 

[dUb]

A few minutes ago the Sky News anchor said to someone “What’s your reaction to the new that the Queen… that there are concerns for the Queen’s health?”

 

[dmlaw]

Update: twelve well-wishers and one duck now at the gates of Balmoral.

I'm glad most of my colleagues have gone home, because I would not have been able to explain my giggling fit over this.

 

[Mike(y) W]

It's going to happen, the announcement will be made, and it IS the end of era.

 

[octophone]

Is ANDREW there?

YES!

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"Well-wishers have gathered"

THERE'S LESS THAN 10 PEOPLE!

It's absolutely PISSING down. She's dead, there's hardly going to be a show.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm just here for the drama.

 

[GinAg (39)]

It's a lie.

I'll cry.

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[GinAg (39)]

I never saw this earlier. A sadness in his eyes

 

[Sheena]

I never saw this earlier

WHAT, is HE DEAD TOO?

 

[dUb]

Apparently there’s sad music all over the radio?

Lizzo’s About Damn Time BLACKLISTED INDEFINITELY

 

[Rachey]

I do like the fact that when the Queen does die it's called Operation Unicorn!

 

[Pingu]

Apparently there’s sad music all over the radio?

Lizzo’s About Damn Time BLACKLISTED INDEFINITELY

Radio 1 still the usual shite.

 

[Christian]

Lizzo’s About Damn Time BLACKLISTED INDEFINITELY

So it's not ALL BAD then

 

[aquaplex]

Omg what song are they gonna make number one as a symbolic gesture. Hopefully not that Gary Barlow song from ten years ago.

Maybe Flip Reverse by Blazin’ Squad?

 

[dUb]

Radio 1 still the usual shite.

My sources are admittedly ageing gays, so will have their dials turned elsewhere!

 

[Mike(y) W]

My sources are admittedly ageing gays, so will have their dials turned elsewhere!

We were the first ones to herald the arrival of ABBA Gold...

 

[octophone]

Boris will be furious. This is exactly what he wanted to be PM for, to lead the country in its time of strife. He'll be fizzing that he missed it by a day. A day!

 

[COB]

Coxy spinning a bit of CHIC on Radio 2, girls

 

[Indie]

Who will be the first poster to troll this thread at 6pm?

 

[COB]

Who will be the first poster to troll this thread at 6pm?

The usual suspects marching in with their fingers POISED

 

[ZenGiraffe]

2 Be Loved on Capital

 

[ButterTart]

The usual suspects marching in with their fingers POISED

OMG I forgot that the pansexual goose parade was scheduled for today

 

[Inner Smile]

I said she'd die this year

 

[Dark Carnival]

Frankly having this leaking over an entire afternoon takes away from the shock value. Should have done it like Beyoncé releases an album.

DEAD! BOOM.

 

[ButterTart]

Boris will be furious. This is exactly what he wanted to be PM for, to lead the country in its time of strife. He'll be fizzing that he missed it by a day. A day!

I hope she deliberately waited just to stick the boot in.

 

[Pingu]

My boss’s husband’s friend works at Scottish Water and says they’ve been told she’s already dead.

And no that isn’t a parody, this is genuine information that has been unironically conveyed to me.

 

[ButterTart]

Commentator on the BBC's voice very audibly breaking just then. It's so fucking obvious, they might as well just tell us.

 

[Soldi]

Oh good she didn’t die when I was on the tube

 

[Mike(y) W]

"The Prime Minister is working as normal"...so thankfully the other Liz turned up for work on her third day in the job.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh good she didn’t die when I was on the tube

How can you be bumming at a time like this?

 

[Tisch]

Huw Edwards interrupting Chris Mason because "we've got a dreadful.... Problem with the sound".

I was absolutely sure it was happening and got all aflutter.