I'm NUMB to his HATE.
I'm NUMB to his HATE.
That’s the real GAG there.And Germany TENTH!
I promised not to tell but he’s nude and sobbing and violently choking on his herring
Spain JUST above that pile of shit is a relief
Oh he’s not still claiming to be THAT SURELYWe get it BT, you’re HETERO![]()
I think it's more "men with guitars are for my ears, not my ass".Germany at 10, it’s a SEX THING right?
Germany at 10, it’s a SEX THING right?
3. United Kingdom
what face?still had to slag it off for a bit so as not to lose face.
Mine has moved around a bit
1 - | Finland Käärijä Cha Cha Cha |
2 - | Sweden Loreen Tattoo |
3 +12 | Latvia Sudden Lights Aijā |
4 +2 | Serbia Luke Black Samo mi se spava |
5 -2 | Spain Blanca Paloma Eaea |
6 +2 | France La Zarra Évidemment |
7 -3 | Norway Alessandra Queen of Kings |
8 +4 | Slovenia Joker Out Carpe Diem |
9 -4 | United Kingdom Mae Muller I Wrote a Song |
10 -3 | Moldova Pasha Parfeni Soarele și luna |
11 +10 | Australia Voyager Promise |
12 -2 | Czech Republic Vesna My Sister's Crown |
13 -4 | Portugal Mimicat Ai coração |
14 +2 | Belgium Gustaph Because of You |
15 +3 | Iceland Diljá Power |
16 +3 | Israel Noa Kirel Unicorn |
17 -4 | Albania Albina & Familja Kelmendi Duje |
18 +10 | Georgia Iru Khechanovi Echo |
19 +1 | Lithuania Monika Linkytė Stay |
20 -9 | Denmark Reiley Breaking My Heart |
21 -4 | Malta The Busker Dance (Our Own Party) |
22 -8 | Austria Teya & Salena Who the Hell Is Edgar? |
23 +1 | Ireland Wild Youth We Are One |
24 +3 | Poland Blanka Solo |
25 +1 | Cyprus Andrew Lambrou Break a Broken Heart |
26 -1 | Italy Marco Mengoni Due vite |
27 +5 | Armenia Brunette Future Lover |
28 +5 | Ukraine Tvorchi Heart of Steel |
29 +1 | Germany Lord of the Lost Blood & Glitter |
30 -1 | Azerbaijan TuralTuranX Tell Me More |
31 +3 | Switzerland Remo Forrer Watergun |
32 -9 | Netherlands Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper Burning Daylight |
33 -2 | San Marino Piqued Jacks Like an Animal |
34 -12 | Greece Victor Vernicos What They Say |
35 - | Estonia Alika Bridges |
36 +1 | Croatia Let 3 Mama ŠČ! |
37 -1 | Romania Theodor Andrei D.G.T. (Off and On |
Oh I expect a total mess live, but so far we only have the studio version and it's a banger.Austria is almost certainly going to be a pile of dog mess on the night. For myself I like it but I don’t necessarily want to HEAR it![]()
Rank | Entry |
1 | Sweden Loreen Tattoo |
2 | Finland Käärijä Cha Cha Cha |
3 | Italy Marco Mengoni Due vite |
4 | Slovenia Joker Out Carpe Diem |
5 | France La Zarra Évidemment |
6 | Czech Republic Vesna My Sister's Crown |
7 | Lithuania Monika Linkytė Stay |
8 | Norway Alessandra Queen of Kings |
9 | United Kingdom Mae Muller I Wrote a Song |
10 | Austria Teya & Salena Who the Hell Is Edgar? |
11 | Israel Noa Kirel Unicorn |
12 | Spain Blanca Paloma Eaea |
13 | Belgium Gustaph Because of You |
14 | Moldova Pasha Parfeni Soarele și luna |
15 | Portugal Mimicat Ai coração |
16 | Serbia Luke Black Samo mi se spava |
17 | Albania Albina & Familja Kelmendi Duje |
18 | Malta The Busker Dance (Our Own Party) |
19 | Latvia Sudden Lights Aijā |
20 | Netherlands Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper Burning Daylight |
21 | Poland Blanka Solo |
22 | Germany Lord of the Lost Blood & Glitter |
23 | Armenia Brunette Future Lover |
24 | Denmark Reiley Breaking My Heart |
25 | Iceland Diljá Power |
26 | Greece Victor Vernicos What They Say |
27 | Ireland Wild Youth We Are One |
28 | Georgia Iru Khechanovi Echo |
29 | Ukraine Tvorchi Heart of Steel |
30 | Croatia Let 3 Mama ŠČ! |
31 | Estonia Alika Bridges |
32 | Australia Voyager Promise |
33 | Azerbaijan TuralTuranX Tell Me More |
34 | Cyprus Andrew Lambrou Break a Broken Heart |
35 | Switzerland Remo Forrer Watergun |
36 | San Marino Piqued Jacks Like an Animal |
37 | Romania Theodor Andrei D.G.T. (Off and On) |
Rank | Entry |
1 | Sweden Loreen Tattoo |
2 | Finland Käärijä Cha Cha Cha |
3 | Austria Teya & Salena Who the Hell Is Edgar? |
4 | Serbia Luke Black Samo mi se spava |
5 | France La Zarra Évidemment |
6 | Norway Alessandra Queen of Kings |
7 | Slovenia Joker Out Carpe Diem |
8 | Armenia Brunette Future Lover |
9 | Iceland Diljá Power |
10 | Moldova Pasha Parfeni Soarele și luna |
11 | Israel Noa Kirel Unicorn |
12 | Czech Republic Vesna My Sister's Crown |
13 | United Kingdom Mae Muller I Wrote a Song |
14 | Spain Blanca Paloma Eaea |
15 | Croatia Let 3 Mama ŠČ! |
16 | Estonia Alika Bridges |
17 | Netherlands Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper Burning Daylight |
18 | Latvia Sudden Lights Aijā |
19 | Lithuania Monika Linkytė Stay |
20 | Italy Marco Mengoni Due vite |
21 | Albania Albina & Familja Kelmendi Duje |
22 | Belgium Gustaph Because of You |
23 | Portugal Mimicat Ai coração |
24 | Georgia Iru Khechanovi Echo |
25 | Poland Blanka Solo |
26 | San Marino Piqued Jacks Like an Animal |
27 | Greece Victor Vernicos What They Say |
28 | Cyprus Andrew Lambrou Break a Broken Heart |
29 | Australia Voyager Promise |
30 | Denmark Reiley Breaking My Heart |
31 | Malta The Busker Dance (Our Own Party) |
32 | Ireland Wild Youth We Are One |
33 | Ukraine Tvorchi Heart of Steel |
34 | Switzerland Remo Forrer Watergun |
35 | Romania Theodor Andrei D.G.T. (Off and On) |
36 | Azerbaijan TuralTuranX Tell Me More |
37 | Germany Lord of the Lost Blood & Glitter |