RANK THE ENTRIES SO FAR (2023 edition)

[OutSynk]

Plucky Esthonia thirty fifth and below CROATIA

HOW MUST POOR @OutSynk FEEL

I'm NUMB to his HATE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

And Germany TENTH!

That’s the real GAG there.

 

[Dark Carnival]

We get it BT, you’re HETERO

 

[Zu]

Plucky Esthonia thirty fifth and below CROATIA

HOW MUST POOR @OutSynk FEEL

I promised not to tell but he’s nude and sobbing and violently choking on his herring

 

[Alla]

Plucky Esthonia thirty fifth and below CROATIA

HOW MUST POOR @OutSynk FEEL

Spain JUST above that pile of shit is a relief

 

[Zu]

We get it BT, you’re HETERO

Oh he’s not still claiming to be THAT SURELY

 

[Lucille]

Germany at 10, it’s a SEX THING right?

 

[Alla]

Germany at 10, it’s a SEX THING right?

I think it's more "men with guitars are for my ears, not my ass".

 

[Zu]

Germany at 10, it’s a SEX THING right?

I mean we’re ALL aching for it. My pusy has just AUDIBLY POPPED

 

[Zu]

Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions of course and it’s not nice to be nasty but I’d rather have spiteful Loreen torturers CROATIA than that GERMAN SHIT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

3. United Kingdom

 

[ButterTart]

My opinion of I Wrote A Song entirely changed when I heard it in the club and it just worked. And also when I heard it in full on the Thursday and realised I'd entirely misjudged it but still had to slag it off for a bit so as not to lose face.

And I refuse to take any further questions on why the absolute Tart-nip German song made it into my top ten.

 

[Dark Carnival]

still had to slag it off for a bit so as not to lose face.

what face?

 

[Zu]

I heard that @ButterTart wants the German singer to feed his luxurious ponytail up the BT HOOP and also let BT romp around the boudoir wearing that lovely harlequin collar TOUT NU. I’m not saying it’s true but it’s what I heard

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[AGinAg (38)]

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Mine has moved around a bit

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1 -	Finland Käärijä Cha Cha Cha
2 -	Sweden Loreen Tattoo
3 +12	Latvia Sudden Lights Aijā
4 +2	Serbia Luke Black Samo mi se spava
5 -2	Spain Blanca Paloma Eaea
6 +2	France La Zarra Évidemment
7 -3	Norway Alessandra Queen of Kings
8 +4	Slovenia Joker Out Carpe Diem
9 -4	United Kingdom Mae Muller I Wrote a Song
10 -3	Moldova Pasha Parfeni Soarele și luna
11 +10	Australia Voyager Promise
12 -2	Czech Republic Vesna My Sister's Crown
13 -4	Portugal Mimicat Ai coração
14 +2	Belgium Gustaph Because of You
15 +3	Iceland Diljá Power
16 +3	Israel Noa Kirel Unicorn
17 -4	Albania Albina & Familja Kelmendi Duje
18 +10	Georgia Iru Khechanovi Echo
19 +1	Lithuania Monika Linkytė Stay
20 -9	Denmark Reiley Breaking My Heart
21 -4	Malta The Busker Dance (Our Own Party)
22 -8	Austria Teya & Salena Who the Hell Is Edgar?
23 +1	Ireland Wild Youth We Are One
24 +3	Poland Blanka Solo
25 +1	Cyprus Andrew Lambrou Break a Broken Heart
26 -1	Italy Marco Mengoni Due vite
27 +5	Armenia Brunette Future Lover
28 +5	Ukraine Tvorchi Heart of Steel
29 +1	Germany Lord of the Lost Blood & Glitter
30 -1	Azerbaijan TuralTuranX Tell Me More
31 +3	Switzerland Remo Forrer Watergun
32 -9	Netherlands Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper Burning Daylight
33 -2	San Marino Piqued Jacks Like an Animal
34 -12	Greece Victor Vernicos What They Say
35 -	Estonia Alika Bridges
36 +1	Croatia Let 3 Mama ŠČ!
37 -1	Romania Theodor Andrei D.G.T. (Off and On

 

[Alla]

My tops and bottoms would be very similar to @Ag's except for one, and I'm surprised knowing your taste: Austria only 22nd?

 

[Zu]

Austria is almost certainly going to be a pile of dog mess on the night. For myself I like it but I don’t necessarily want to HEAR it

 

[Alla]

Austria is almost certainly going to be a pile of dog mess on the night. For myself I like it but I don’t necessarily want to HEAR it

Oh I expect a total mess live, but so far we only have the studio version and it's a banger.

 

[Zu]

Based on current rankings:

12 King K
10 Queen Loreen
08 Czechia
07 Australia
06 United Kingdom
05 France
04 Albania
03 Serbia
02 Austria
01 Spain

Croatia and Georgia BUBBLING UNDER and highly likely to stay there

San Marino last in my Mr Gerbear rank thing but that could be ANY of Germany, Malta, Poland, Romania, etc

 

[lolly]

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Rank	Entry
1	Sweden Loreen Tattoo
2	Finland Käärijä Cha Cha Cha
3	Italy Marco Mengoni Due vite
4	Slovenia Joker Out Carpe Diem
5	France La Zarra Évidemment
6	Czech Republic Vesna My Sister's Crown
7	Lithuania Monika Linkytė Stay
8	Norway Alessandra Queen of Kings
9	United Kingdom Mae Muller I Wrote a Song
10	Austria Teya & Salena Who the Hell Is Edgar?
11	Israel Noa Kirel Unicorn
12	Spain Blanca Paloma Eaea
13	Belgium Gustaph Because of You
14	Moldova Pasha Parfeni Soarele și luna
15	Portugal Mimicat Ai coração
16	Serbia Luke Black Samo mi se spava
17	Albania Albina & Familja Kelmendi Duje
18	Malta The Busker Dance (Our Own Party)
19	Latvia Sudden Lights Aijā
20	Netherlands Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper Burning Daylight
21	Poland Blanka Solo
22	Germany Lord of the Lost Blood & Glitter
23	Armenia Brunette Future Lover
24	Denmark Reiley Breaking My Heart
25	Iceland Diljá Power
26	Greece Victor Vernicos What They Say
27	Ireland Wild Youth We Are One
28	Georgia Iru Khechanovi Echo
29	Ukraine Tvorchi Heart of Steel
30	Croatia Let 3 Mama ŠČ!
31	Estonia Alika Bridges
32	Australia Voyager Promise
33	Azerbaijan TuralTuranX Tell Me More
34	Cyprus Andrew Lambrou Break a Broken Heart
35	Switzerland Remo Forrer Watergun
36	San Marino Piqued Jacks Like an Animal
37	Romania Theodor Andrei D.G.T. (Off and On)

 

[lolly]

dp

 

[Lucille]

UPDATE

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Rank	Entry
1	Sweden Loreen Tattoo
2	Finland Käärijä Cha Cha Cha
3	Austria Teya & Salena Who the Hell Is Edgar?
4	Serbia Luke Black Samo mi se spava
5	France La Zarra Évidemment
6	Norway Alessandra Queen of Kings
7	Slovenia Joker Out Carpe Diem
8	Armenia Brunette Future Lover
9	Iceland Diljá Power
10	Moldova Pasha Parfeni Soarele și luna
11	Israel Noa Kirel Unicorn
12	Czech Republic Vesna My Sister's Crown
13	United Kingdom Mae Muller I Wrote a Song
14	Spain Blanca Paloma Eaea
15	Croatia Let 3 Mama ŠČ!
16	Estonia Alika Bridges
17	Netherlands Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper Burning Daylight
18	Latvia Sudden Lights Aijā
19	Lithuania Monika Linkytė Stay
20	Italy Marco Mengoni Due vite
21	Albania Albina & Familja Kelmendi Duje
22	Belgium Gustaph Because of You
23	Portugal Mimicat Ai coração
24	Georgia Iru Khechanovi Echo
25	Poland Blanka Solo
26	San Marino Piqued Jacks Like an Animal
27	Greece Victor Vernicos What They Say
28	Cyprus Andrew Lambrou Break a Broken Heart
29	Australia Voyager Promise
30	Denmark Reiley Breaking My Heart
31	Malta The Busker Dance (Our Own Party)
32	Ireland Wild Youth We Are One
33	Ukraine Tvorchi Heart of Steel
34	Switzerland Remo Forrer Watergun
35	Romania Theodor Andrei D.G.T. (Off and On)
36	Azerbaijan TuralTuranX Tell Me More
37	Germany Lord of the Lost Blood & Glitter

 

[Soldi]

 

[Zu]

No room for Germany I see

@ButterTart will be VERY angry and want to smack your botty bot

 

[Soldi]

Germany is my least favourite of the year

 

[D5K]

Had a first bash at ranking them on holiday:

1 - Sweden
2 - Czechia
3 - Austria
4 - United Kingdom
5 - Finland
6 - Israel
7 - Norway
8 - Poland

9 - France
10 - Portugal
11 - Cyprus
12 - Croatia
13 - Moldova
14 - Iceland
15 - Italy

16 - Belgium
17 - Australia
18 - Slovenia
19 - Serbia
20 - Ireland
21 - Switzerland
22 - Georgia
23 - Germany

24 - Ukraine
25 - Albania
26 - Lithuania
27 - Azerbaijan
28 - Latvia
29 - Malta
30 - Denmark
31 - Spain
32 - Estonia
33 - Netherlands
34 - Armenia

35 - San Marino
36 - Romania
37 - Greece


Czech Republic, Finland, and the UK all in my top 5 for the second year running

 

[Zu]

Germany is my least favourite of the year

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[Lucille]

 

[win_the_game]

1. Sweden
2. Slovenia
3. Belgium
4. Netherlands (studio version)
5. Italy
6. Albania
7. Iceland
8. Latvia
9. Austria
10. France