Paris 2024 - Day 0 - The Opening Ceremony (Fri 26 July)

[Sheena]

This FRENCH BITCH has got me WETTER than that CATWALK earlier.

 

[Suedehead]

It’s even sexier in English
My buss is dilated

 

[Marina Salty]

Happy for you or sorry that happened, can you give us Celine Dion now please

 

[Madison]

 

[Suedehead]

I need that tongue inside every orifice and that nose and beard brushing all my crevices

 

[straightorbroken]

Umbrella lady is thinking "if you don't hurry this up I'm telling your wife about us".

 

[Suedehead]

 

[straightorbroken]

Bonjour ginge

 

[Suedehead]

Umbrella dude is hot

 

[Madison]

Thomas Bach shirtless yields less positive results.

This is the best I could do:

 

[Halli]

well this umbrella holder is easy on the eye

 

[Suedehead]

What are we like honestly

 

[supermassive]

Bring her out

 

[straightorbroken]

"Didn't quite get that". Can they not just ask for a script to be sent over to give subtitles?

 

[Sheena]

More importantly, who is holding the umbrella?

 

[lolly]

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7.5/10

 

[PercyPig]

Umbrella guy thinking his arms fucking killing right now

 

[Madison]

We won’t have full equality until these fascists let girly men do synchronised swimming and rhythmic gymnastics.

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Suedehead]

SEX
what you know about SEX
tell me what you know about SEX

 

[Madison]

“Dear Athletes. Please use the dental dams provided.”

 

[Alex]

SEX
what you know about SEX
tell me what you know about SEX

Sex sex sextonikkk

 

[straightorbroken]

If the camera could just move a bit to the left and up a bit so we can fully take this umbrella man in as nature intended.

 

[Alex]

SEX
what you know about SEX
tell me what you know about SEX

Sexy coma sexy trauma

 

[Madison]

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

 

[Madison]

Fucking John Lennon

 

[supermassive]

PUKE

 

[straightorbroken]

I thought we were going from Imagine lyrics to Lady Marmalade for a second.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BOOOOOOOOO

 

[Suedehead]

not viva la France

 

[Suedehead]

did they just boo macron oops

 

[Alex]

When is Céline doing Pour que tu m'aimes encore

 

[straightorbroken]

Dimples guy. Jesus!

 

[Kate]

Loving this randy gay commentary.

 

[Tisch]

But it's all laughing and pointing when Sunak does it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

But it's all laughing and pointing when Sunak does it

He's wearing an anorak!

 

[straightorbroken]

Trainers and trousers. Very late 90s.

 

[Ellie]

So handing it to another NOT FRENCH person!

 

[straightorbroken]

Nadal really needs to shave that off now.

 

[Suedehead]

Yaaas king Nadal