Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist) (3 Viewers)

[KC 🦋]

A hollow rolling stone? A joyless slant?

 

[funky]

Why is FORBES reporting this FAKE NEWS:

Katy Perry’s New Album Debuts In The Top 10 On Five Charts At Once

Katy Perry's new album 143 debuts inside the top 10 on five charts in the U.K., as sales of the title powered it into the highest tier on multiple tallies.

www.forbes.com

The twink who wrote this article is definitely getting a good ride from someone on Katy's team! What NONSENSE

 

[Penelope]

Not 00s POP ICON

00s pop icon mistaken for 'ordinary person' by children in awkward moment

Do you know this star?

metro.co.uk

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Stream Government Hooker now!

 

[Lucille]

Put your HANDS ON ME!
JOHN F KENNEDY!

 

[GNL]

In fairness, Katy Perry's perf in 'Smurfs 2' from 2013 is probably currently outperforming 'Joker 2' at box office somehow so it's swings and roundabouts.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Government hooker… ahhhhh

 

[Jark]

Smurfs 2 is actually the #1 most streamed on Netflix by Daisy Bloom

 

[Pipo]

GH is such an underrated BOP. The BTW album was packed with single worthy releases but I'm glad she went with the safe choices because the public (and Moopy) were not read for them! *streams*

 

[funky]

We seem to have somehow stumbled upon some unfortunate tones of optimism in this thread

Could someone post a new Woman's World chart position, quick?

 

[Pipo]

For funks https://www.officialcharts.com/songs/katy-perry-womans-world/

 

[Lucille]

 

[Kratz]

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(S)HIT PARADE

 

[Pipo]

SEXY CONFIDENT

 

[KC 🦋]

Surely this is the final nail for Dr Luke. Who's gonna wanna with with him now? Unless he starts using a pseudonym or something?

 

[Pipo]

Surely this is the final nail for Dr Luke. Who's gonna wanna with with him now? Unless he starts using a pseudonym or something?

Megan Trainor

 

[HalamaK]

We seem to have somehow stumbled upon some unfortunate tones of optimism in this thread

Could someone post a new Woman's World chart position, quick?

143 is #151 on Spotify Brazil and #173 on Spotify Australia.

No other Katy Perry releases are charting in the Spotify Top 200 in any market at the moment.

 

[Shoat]

We are overdue a

 

[KC 🦋]

The real gag will be when she submits this for Grammy consideration.

 

[POP!]

The real gag will be when she submits this for Grammy consideration.

This has already been revealed. It looks like they are pushing “LIFETIMES” in all eligible song categories, and album too of course.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This has already been revealed. It looks like they are pushing “LIFETIMES” in all eligible song categories, and album too of course.

 

[Lucille]

For your consideration…

FAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTT

 

[dmlaw]

The real gag will be when it turns out that the Grammy voters are the only ones who like the horrible thing.

 

[Pipo]

well, isn't she
SEXY
CONFIDENT

She'll earn some nominations at the Kid's Choice Awards (losing of course) and perhaps be invited to the Radio Disney Awards, where she'll begrudgingly hand out an award to Chappell Roan, who'll swipe every category she's in and moan about whatever annoyed her earlier that week.

 

[Joseph]

CONGRATS QUEEN

 

[Lucille]

Is that good?

 

[Joseph]

Is that good?

She’s ABOVE charts. (And off them)

 

[Pipo]

The charts are so confusing nowadays, but they're not when it comes to Katy.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's so confusing sometimes to be a chart! (chart chart)

 

[Lucille]

GIRL. Your album’s a FLOP. When I was 39 someone said that.

 

[Pipo]

you wanna GUESS, where my album is at this WEEK?

 

[KC 🦋]

And yet, somehow 2 weeks is still overperforming for this album.

 

[Lucille]

39 pages of cruelty, how do you live with yourselves?

 

[Lucille]

FREE BLEEDING in the autumn rain, albums flop AGAIN and AGAIN.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

39 pages of cruelty, how do you live with yourselves?

By refreshing Mr Pop's twitter for the next PORTION OF HATE TO SUSTAIN ME

 

[Joseph]

39 pages of cruelty, how do you live with yourselves?

there’s no hate for QUEEN OF FLOP

 

[KC 🦋]

She has so many haters they should get their own name.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She has so many haters they should get their own name.

The Katy Kunts?