Czechia 2025: ADONXS - Kiss Kiss Goodbye

[VoR]

Artist to be announced on Wednesday.

🇨🇿 Czechia: Eurovision 2025 Artist Reveal on December 11 - Eurovoix

The Czech representative for the Eurovision Song Contest 2025 in Basel, Switzerland will be revealed on December 11.

eurovoix.com

 

[auretz]

Their representative’s Spotify wrapped was this



Slovak singer ADONXS (who was heavily rumoured last year too) follows Conan Gray, Troye Sivan, Mahmood and Raye so that seems the most obvious guess

 

[VoR]

Well it’s clearly a QUEEN whoever they’ve chosen based on that list

 

[auretz]

ADONXS’ wiki page is actually quite a read if you’re unfamiliar with him, not least spearheading a campaign to change the Slovak dictionary definition of “love”

Adonxs - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Lucille]

“ In 2022, he was named to Forbes30 Under 30“

I’m going to need a citation on that one honey!

 

[Lucille]

The amount of UNNECESSARY info!

Struggling to pay for tuition and living expenses while pursuing a degree, he took jobs preparing espressos, babysitting, teaching music, modeling, and serving up drinks in a gay bar to make ends meet.

 

[Lucille]

Striking, unique…

The accompanying music video featuring an authentic Adonxs Barbie doll was described as "slightly creepy", "kinky" and "very queer"

 

[Lucille]

God it GOES ON!

 

[Lucille]

Adonxs is a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race

Two citations on that one!

 

[Lucille]

Really does read like the hopelessly fleshed out CV of someone who’s never had a job!

 

[Soldi]

Oh she definitely wrote it herself.

 

[VoR]

Half-hoping for more REPELLENT gay nonsense a’la Mustii

 

[Sheena]

It's ADONXS alright!

 

[Penelope]

But WHICH LONDON BOROUGH DOES HE LIVE IN!

 

[Penelope]

ONE HUNDRED AND TWO CITATIONS ON HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE

 

[Lucille]

Thank you Eurovision gods for once again blessing us with an overly earnest homosexual.

 

[Lucille]

But WHICH LONDON BOROUGH DOES HE LIVE IN!

CROYDON

 

[Sheena]

Apparently he SINGLEHANDEDLY changed the definition of "LOVE" in the Slovak dictionary.

AMD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY, FAGS?

 

[Madison]

Pronounced Adonis apparently, but I will insist on Adonks.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Apparently he SINGLEHANDEDLY changed the definition of "LOVE" in the Slovak dictionary.

AMD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY, FAGS?

Flossed with a murderer's bush

 

[Penelope]

Flossed with a murderer's bush

It's a FAKE PICTURE!

 

[Penelope]

CROYDON

As if this bitch owns PROPERTY!

 

[Penelope]

I'm getting a whiff of HARINGEY myself

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's a FAKE PICTURE!

Like he's got the VEET OUT with his POOR BACK

 

[Penelope]

Like he's taking NUDES when he DOESN'T FUCK!

 

[Lucille]

I'm getting a whiff of HARINGEY myself

Definite whiff of TOTTENHAM about this one!

 

[GNL]

How much of an egomaniac do you have to be to give yourself the name ADONIS?

 

[Penelope]

How much of an egomaniac do you have to be to give yourself the name ADONIS?

It's PRONOUNCED ADONKS

HOW. MANY. TIMES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And the song better have ADONK on it

 

[VoR]

Looks like Czech TV will broadcast the Eurovision final on their primary channel again next year too, after relegating it to their equivalent of BBC3 last year.

 

[GNL]

It's PRONOUNCED ADONKS

HOW. MANY. TIMES

Sorry. How much of an egomanxac do you have to be to gxve yourself the name ADONXS?

 

[Kratz]

WHORE

(yay)

 

[auretz]

Looks like Czech TV will broadcast the Eurovision final on their primary channel again next year too, after relegating it to their equivalent of BBC3 last year.

First time since 2021 in fact, and you have to go back to 2009 to find the last time they put a semi on their main channel. They obviously have a lot of faith that this name will drum up interest in a way that Czechia have resolutely failed to do so far with their populace (not helped by their shunting it to smaller channels, in fairness ). Will be interesting to see how the interest is in Slovakia too.

 

[VoR]

That's a lot of pressure to put on a Zone 2 queen

 

[Lucille]

Zone 2

 

[Lucille]

Whilst Luke Black may have never left Zone 2, this one clearly can’t even afford the travel card in!

 

[Penelope]

That's a lot of pressure to put on a Zone 2 queen

I wouldn't lie, he's kind of giving more Zone 3/4 6 BEDROOM HOUSE SHARE!

 

[Penelope]

(knock on door) "oh hey Adonks! uh, we were just kind of wondering when you might maybe get a chance to clean up the washing you'd left in the sin-"
"I SAID I'm BUSY!" (slams door; returns to editing Wikipedia page)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The queue to DOUCH in that house must be HORRENDOUS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Will be interesting to see how the interest is in Slovakia too.

imagine trying to lure Slovakia back in with a PROVINCIAL gay!