Festival di Sanmoopy 2025 (Voting closed)

Actually that was probably quite a poor choice to entice him in - I should have gone with GIORGIA :D
 
I have no idea what this is

Is this like melody estefan but with Italians?
It's much CLASSIER - see the full orchestra - and more focused on traditional artistry/singers. It'll be more to your TASTE
 
But they chose the pretend-guitar-playing GOBLIN out of 30 songs!

What am I to EXPECT?
 
But they chose the pretend-guitar-playing GOBLIN out of 30 songs!

What am I to EXPECT?
They didn't! He came second, but the winner said no to going to Basel as he had a load of concerts already booked for May

Expect VOX, deathly/non-deathly twinks, eye candy one in every five artists, a fair bit of RAPPING, and plenty of instrumentation

 
Oh :D

Don’t tell me who won then. The drama will be fun when I pick them first (if everyone hates them) or last (if everyone loves them).
 
That reminds me, I’m still :FayOMG: after listening to Malta yesterday!

I assume that KANT means something else in another language, but still, she’s singing in English - Eurovision are just going to allow this? :D

What are the BBC going to do?

Think of the children!
 
It means SINGING! There have already been complaints and she’s had to remove it from the song. :(
 
:D I can only imagine Mumsnet and the Daily Fail the next day if she was allowed to sing it.
 
That reminds me, I’m still :FayOMG: after listening to Malta yesterday!

I assume that KANT means something else in another language, but still, she’s singing in English - Eurovision are just going to allow this? :D

What are the BBC going to do?

Think of the children!
It’s already been DEALT WITH

:(
 
Oh thank god, you've got the correct opinion about at least one song!

Now let's hope you give yourself over to FASCISM next
:unbothered:


That wasn't fascism?

You know like when they rope in Russell Crowe or someone to play the supporting role in a musical film but he has to 'sing' one of the songs?

That's what this reminded me of.
 
I have four favourites so far, and I think I'll have to listen to them all again before voting properly.
 
Oh hello CLARA and her MELODIC ELECTRONICA!

The women are owning the men in this competition for the most part. I just got to Lucio Corsi though and I think I'm going to disappoint mopsy with that one. I love 70s pop.
 
Sarah Toscano sounds like empty provincial gay bar on a Tuesday night and I'm afraid this is where I draw a line in our harmony moopy. We all know you love this one.
 
Oh hello CLARA and her MELODIC ELECTRONICA!

The women are owning the men in this competition for the most part. I just got to Lucio Corsi though and I think I'm going to disappoint mopsy with that one. I love 70s pop.
Although not funky falling in love with the PASTA DEVIL FAKE GUITAR SOLOIST!

:pastadevil:
 
We all know I'd last a DAY in a San Remo coven

"Guys how about Paolo Nutini? His new acoustic song referencing 70s country is so good. Guys what do you think? Guys? Hello?"
 
We all know I'd last a DAY in a San Remo coven

"Guys how about Paolo Nutini? His new acoustic song referencing 70s country is so good. Guys what do you think? Guys? Hello?"
Oh we're VERY ACCEPTING, it's essentially five days of us all entering a PUTTANESCA FUGUE amidst the interminable chit-chat, incomprehensibly bad voting, endless intervals, and speculating over which of the healthy twunks we'd gladly let strangle us to death (while a third of the coven relates the trauma of their several month dry spell) :disco:
 
A QUICK FLICK through the live performances is definitely SHUFFLING MY SCOREBOARD!
 

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