Penelope
what doesn't kill me only makes me MORE CHIC
Actually that was probably quite a poor choice to entice him in - I should have gone with GIORGIA 

It's much CLASSIER - see the full orchestra - and more focused on traditional artistry/singers. It'll be more to your TASTEI have no idea what this is
Is this like melody estefan but with Italians?
They didn't! He came second, but the winner said no to going to Basel as he had a load of concerts already booked for MayBut they chose the pretend-guitar-playing GOBLIN out of 30 songs!
What am I to EXPECT?
They didn't! He came second, but the winner said no to going to Basel as he had a load of concerts already booked for May
Expect VOX, deathly/non-deathly twinks, eye candy one in every five artists, a fair bit of RAPPING, and plenty of instrumentation
It’s already been DEALT WITHThat reminds me, I’m stillafter listening to Malta yesterday!
I assume that KANT means something else in another language, but still, she’s singing in English - Eurovision are just going to allow this?
What are the BBC going to do?
Think of the children!
I'm not minding this so far, but this song made me want to go outside and throw stones at puppies
Why would anyone be so CRUEL and record that?
Have you listened to Giorgia yet?!I've just heard THREE GOOD SONGS on the run
And I'm a bit worried
Oh thank god, you've got the correct opinion about at least one song!
Now let's hope you give yourself over to FASCISM next
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Have you listened to Giorgia yet?!
YES! Very.Is it a good thing if I liked that song?
No, just CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.That wasn't fascism?
No, just CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.
Nothing compared to Dame Marcella Bella, Grand Cross of the Order of the Eagle of Georgia and the Seamless Tunic of Our Lord Jesus Christ, and her IRON STILETTO
Told you!I filled my leaderboard when I was only halfway throughI don't even get that lucky when I'm playing MOOPYVISION!
Ideally now WATCH THE PERFORMANCES and give LIVE REVIEW![]()
Actually lowkey quite delighted with this@win_the_game to add funky to the SANREMO COVEN.
Lightly perched to find out whether this was Giorgia-Willie-Rose Villain or Rose Villain-Olly-ElodieI've just heard THREE GOOD SONGS on the run
And I'm a bit worried
Although not funky falling in love with the PASTA DEVIL FAKE GUITAR SOLOIST!Oh hello CLARA and her MELODIC ELECTRONICA!
The women are owning the men in this competition for the most part. I just got to Lucio Corsi though and I think I'm going to disappoint mopsy with that one. I love 70s pop.
Oh we're VERY ACCEPTING, it's essentially five days of us all entering a PUTTANESCA FUGUE amidst the interminable chit-chat, incomprehensibly bad voting, endless intervals, and speculating over which of the healthy twunks we'd gladly let strangle us to death (while a third of the coven relates the trauma of their several month dry spell)We all know I'd last a DAY in a San Remo coven
"Guys how about Paolo Nutini? His new acoustic song referencing 70s country is so good. Guys what do you think? Guys? Hello?"