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  • TurnerPrize
    Oh my days! Get a refund and TREAT YOURSELF with it. I don't even drink warm drinks.

    You should tell Maggie i'm terminally ill though, and am desperate for my mug before the shadow of death passes over me.
    lolly
    I have a STOCKING REFILL KIT to post, but I can't do it until Monday. Hopefully you'll still get it before the big day.
    TurnerPrize
    I'm currently watching an asi*n optometrist on Come Dine With Me. All the other contestants hate her :(
    TurnerPrize
    HAPPY DIWALI FOR FRIDAY STAR!!

    I hope allah brings you everything you asked for, and your eight candles burn long into the night.

    xxx
    TurnerPrize
    OH MY GOD YOU FORGOT ME

    Oh but now it looks lie i was badgering you. Still, at least i now know you are the bad person and have not been sat thinking what an ungrateful little c*nt about me these past weeks.

    P.S. I got mounted by a dog with an erection yesterday :(
    TurnerPrize
    Oh Star, from your post in the admin election thread i thought i should say that i have not received my prize and handwritten note :o

    DO NOT WORRY if you forgot but i guess it's more likely that you did send it and i didn't want to look like some some rude ungrateful bastard who doesn't say thanks. I'm sure it will turn up one day though, it once took FOUR MONTHS for a film off play.com to arrive. In which time i'd already got a replacement so it was an extra one for free. True story, would make a good film.
    Eileen
    Nervous?! Why? Because you were meeting the colleagues? They can't possibly be more intimidating as some of the freaks on here.
    Eileen
    Haha I know! I've put in pride of place on my desk. It's sitting on in a mug with "Ladies Man" on it. Jim BEGGED to let him take a picture of me with it with GLEE slapped all over his chubby chops.
    TurnerPrize
    Beautiful, why not follow him home and sing it to him. You could also do a Lady Antellebum cover -

    It's a quarter after one
    I'm a little drunk
    and i need you, Pow

    (NOW COME WITH ME OR I'LL CUT YA)
    TurnerPrize
    The important thing is that we still have Syed.

    Is he a stage actor at all? I will keep an eye out for the name Duncan Pow (he should add an "!" to make his surname "Pow!") popping up in any productions, so you can go dressed as a saucy nurse and sit in the front row.
    lolly
    I'm fine today, thanks. Day off yesterday as we didn't get back until late Sunday night, but I had a migraine develop yesterday afternoon (I think due to all the stress of the previous 36 hours or so) and so went to bed at about 6 o'clock to sleep it off.
    Mats
    Star you seem to have tried this a couple of times before, no? I ordered a book from amazon (random seller) and it was supposed to be delivered between the 9th and the 20th but nothing has showed up. what do I do? :o will they tell me to fuck off/buy a new one?
    Suomi
    yes, but i do think i should get a % increase because i am the only known act behind an entry and this is obviously going to negatively affect my standing as i am so unpopular with the general public
    TurnerPrize
    It's a slippery slope. Next she'll put out a below par album :o

    Try and stay strong. Brandon flowers only charges 28quid for his tickets. Maybe start liking him instead.
    TurnerPrize
    When i was a sad little gayboy ("was") i actually did :o

    I have an album somewhere chocfull with signed photos of mostly crap tv celebs. It was quite addictive. From Eastenders i have Babs Windsor, Wendy Richard (RIP), and Dot Cotton at least. I will have to dig it out
    TurnerPrize
    DON'T TEMPT ME, though i'd write to her brother first. And Syed.

    Your homework this week is to get hair like her. Actually i could do the same.
    L
    p.s. don't take any shit from turner prize, I have it on good authority he has a STOP FUCKING HATE subscription
    L
    HI DOLL,

    when you have some time to kill, the moopy mixtape forum is ready to be dossolved back into moopy moop. no rush obvs. THANX FOR THE FORUM RENTAL

    xxxxxxxxx
    TurnerPrize
    So basically you STOLE from a HOMOSEXUAL, probably because you don't think HOMOSEXUALS deserve NICE THINGS. And THEN you made a generalisation about ALL HOMOSEXUALS smelling like GIRLS

    you = JAN MOIR
    TurnerPrize
    I was well until you gave me the image of your soaped up t*ts and m*msy :evil:

    Ta for the recommendation though. Can men use it without smelling of girl? And is it REALLY good, or actually secretly SHIT like the Aphrodite album?
    Eileen
    Hehe! I'm watching History Boys at the moment. I feel that I'm giving him as rounded an education as Hector is giving the boys.
    lolly
    Lovely. I'm a bit tiddly already though, so I may be worse than useless by then.
    lolly
    I'll meet you at Temple Meads at 11.15am, poppet. Just let me know if you're delayed!
    lolly
    I have NO IDEA. But this is the thing with a lot of recreational drugs, there are so many of them now. And it's why our drug laws don't work. The government can ban what they want, but there are labs the world over changing the molecular structure of the latest thing one tiny bit and creating something new and legal. And so many of them have many different names. I'll bet G&T is just another name for something that has been mentioned in the thread already.
    lolly
    Well as it stands, the forecast for Thursday is good. Hopefully that will hold. I've got a place in mind for lunch, but it might be nice to sit out somewhere, depending on the weather. We'll see!
    lolly
    I know you told me before, but what time are you arriving and leaving on Thursday? And is there anything in particular you want to do other than the Guiding exhibition thing?
    Molicious
    HIYA!

    Would you like to look into my EYES?! I am paranoid I'm getting more blind because they were really sore today...

    x
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