Alternate banners

[Zu]

at the Zauberhaus quote making a reappearance but DEFINITELY the crocodile

 

[Dark Carnival]

I like both!

 

[lolly]

I'd favour the safety crocodile personally, but really, EITHER.

 

[Madíson]

The second one.

Four elements is too many for me.

 

[Mugatu]

You make me a better designer and possibly, a better person

 

[Madíson]

Party!

 

[Indie]

done. innit.

 

[Star]

 

[Alla]

Best banner ever.

 

[ZZ]

Nice one, though can someone please educate me on the significance of the crocodile?

 

[Shirley]

YAY it's INTERNET SAFETY CROCODILE

 

[COB]

Nice one, though can someone please educate me on the significance of the crocodile?

 

[ZZ]

Thanks, COB

 

[Mugatu]

Happy Birthday Moopy @Indie @Samuel

 

[Diddy]

Can we do a Valentine’s one next week?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Can we do a Valentine’s one next week?

Oh I imagine @Mugatu can do something delightfully creative.

 

[Diddy]

I know right? I guess not too LEWD for the office workers though.

How about the Cadbury’s Caramel bunny being fucked by Tony the Tiger?

 

[GinAg (39)]

I know right? I guess not too LEWD for the office workers though.

How about the Cadbury’s Caramel bunny being fucked by Tony the Tiger?

Cross species mating is your idea of romance? Maybe time to get the stars of BreXXXit out again.

 

[Diddy]

Like Valentine’s Day is really about romance

It’s all consenting anyway. I AM LOVE

 

[Madíson]

Tony the Tiger’s gay surely?

 

[Diddy]

Well I would’ve put him with Coco the monkey but the caramel bunny is more romantic (and a ho)

 

[Lucille]

Tony the Tiger is definitely the most shaggable of the cereal mascots, hands down, although I'm sure there's a proportion of filth on here who prefer the diabetic balding bear that is the Sugar Monster. I'm not saying I wouldn't after a few strong G&Ts, and he's obviously preferable to the Coco Pops Monkey and the Weetos professor.

All that being said, the Cadbury's Caramel bunny is probably the cause of mine, and many other's, first erection. Which doesn't really trouble me as MUCH as it SHOULD.

 

[KindaCool]

Rubbish. Have we forgotten about this FIST QUEEN? Naturally he'd be the face of HIGH FIBER.

 

[Mugatu]

Finally finished making the Valentine's Day banner, it's truly hideous. Feeling thankful and blessed to have the support of you people around me.

 

[Indie]

@Mugatu

You have to give me a link to put it up

 

[Mugatu]

My romantic life has been in cryosleep for some time now, do people want to violate the sanctity of Valentine's Day by putting it up a day in advance?

 

[GinAg (39)]

My romantic life has been in cryosleep for some time now, do people want to violate the sanctity of Valentine's Day by putting it up a day in advance?

LET'S SEE IT.

 

[Mugatu]

Spoiler: Don't click this if you're saving yourself for a new banner to go with your discount fizzy wine and tepid handjob on Valentine's Day

 

[Madíson]

 

[Indie]

Might as well put it up for a few days. One day seems like a shame.

 

[lolly]

Put it up ASAP. It will keep me inspired all day tomorrow when I'm writing out all mine.

 

[Star]

New thread!

 

[Rita]

I LOVE it

 

[Kala]

OMG that banner is AWFUL!

We fucking better not get tons of 1D stans Mugatu!

 

[COB]

mpreg

 

[Mugatu]

OMG that banner is AWFUL!

We fucking better not get tons of 1D stans Mugatu!

I definitely found myself in a very unique headspace when I was making it. I'm actually surprised my selections of erotic literature didn't lead to waves of hormonal Directioners quite literally flooding in. I had to stop because I kept feeling the urge to write one about wanting to have sex with Niall.

 

[Mugatu]

I can make a new banner, or we can use this old one we never got to use:

 

[Mugatu]

Eurovision is over, new banner:

@Indie @Samuel @leicestershire_travel

 

[octophone]

There was a suggestion of a disparaging Morrissey banner at some point...

 

[lolly]

There was a suggestion of a disparaging Morrissey banner at some point...

I would say that ship has sailed, but it's only a question of WHEN again, isn't it?