ASFM: Heat One - Live from the BHS Cafe. VOTING CLOSES THURS 28.10 @ 5pm

[Suomi]

1. Floella Benjamin - Fay-Ann Lyons – Raze
2. Tina Knowles - Sally Shapiro - Forget About You
3. The Sexual Goose - Dubioza Kolektiv – Kokuz
4. Cunt on a Bouncy Castle - Number One Popstar - I Hate Running
5. Patsy Stone - Kamaiyah - How Does It Feel
6. Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)
7. ugly fucking old bitch from Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance
8. Laura Põldvere - Platon & Joolay - Taking Me Higher
9. François Ozon - Najoua Belyzel – Gabriel
10. The Kettering Twink - Dalshabet - B.B.B Big Baby Baby

Ooh thank you, will add to first post x

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

View attachment 5738Okay so here is the interval act, this is entitled FLOPS, and features last placed ASFM songs, half-hearted apologies, and one of the biggest flop threads of our generation

As good as a Petra Mede interval act.

 

[ButterTart]

View attachment 5738Okay so here is the interval act, this is entitled FLOPS, and features last placed ASFM songs, half-hearted apologies, and one of the biggest flop threads of our generation

I have no recollection of any of those songs except Chop Suey

 

[GinAg (39)]

If it's your round and you're voting for 9 songs, do you drop the 1 point?

 

[ButterTart]

If it's your round and you're voting for 9 songs, do you drop the 1 point?

An excellent question. I think you'd just vote as normal but give yourself the 0.

 

[COB]

Just started my viewing party NOW

 

[COB]

Fay Ann has a good voice, I'm into this so far!

 

[COB]

It's a BIT Konica The Colours Are Calling Me, not that I'm ever averse to a bit of that.

 

[COB]

Feeling like Diddy or Sorby doing this late

 

[COB]

Static?!

 

[COB]

Sally RETURNS

 

[COB]

Jesus could only walk on water, but Sally's dancing on it.

 

[COB]

Sally very cute, I enjoy the eightiesness of it all.

 

[COB]

A man!

 

[COB]

Oh shit what does this sound like?

 

[COB]

This is so Eurovision 2006-2008 and I love it

Yes!

The background music is House of Fun

Also yes

 

[COB]

Number One Popstar? I'll be the JUDGE OF THAT

 

[Kate]

View attachment 5738Okay so here is the interval act, this is entitled FLOPS, and features last placed ASFM songs, half-hearted apologies, and one of the biggest flop threads of our generation

Why am I AFRICAN

Love You Tender and Jamie XX ROBBED

 

[COB]

Oh she's doing irony! I'm into it.

 

[Suomi]

Why am I AFRICAN

Love You Tender and Jamie XX ROBBED

I only had 4 English accent voice choices on the google translate app

 

[COB]

PAY TV's Work Your Body but make it hipster.

 

[COB]

Yeah, I think I like that quite a lot.

 

[COB]

Vibing to this one!

 

[COB]

Though I briefly read her name as Kamaliya and so was slightly disappointed.

 

[COB]

This is EVERYTHING!

 

[COB]

Banjo-Kazooie!

 

[COB]

Grunty AGOG at that abrupt ending!

 

[COB]

Who's this wee boy?

 

[COB]

Actually quite a bop though

 

[COB]

This is so much better than I expected from a Jacques twink!

 

[COB]

Actually he looked age appropriate, never mind

 

[COB]

Eyeing up ballerinas to come with a long prison sentence please

 

[COB]

This song is quite the journey

 

[COB]

Omg he shot his pal

 

[COB]

Went to the loo but I'm back now

 

[COB]

Not THE ABA Marketing Group?!

 

[COB]

This is very PEPPY, and I like the horse.

 

[COB]

You know what? It's a bit samey, but I don't care. I enjoyed it, and I'd have lost my shit if it had come on at the recent controversial w*dding

 

[COB]

Angels and demons, and basic beats - okay I'm in.

 

[COB]

Did you know that some people have a sexual fetish for statues? It's called agalmatophilia.