ButterTart
Succulent Chinese meal
Thank you for choosing Mopsy Airlines. Tonight we'll be taking you on an around the world tour of some of the best countries to ever have numbers assigned to them which nobody picked. Alongside our scheduled stops in countries as diverse as Germany, Finland and Latvia, we'll be taking a detour through a couple of other places of interest which weren't on the original itinerary but had songs submitted for them anyway
Your meal is a choice of Sour Cream Pringles or our signature seared carp, and your inflight movie will be Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Our expert team of flight attendants will be on hand and only too happy to help; except Trish, who's a cunt and is probably shagging the pilot.
Find your seat, kick your hand luggage under the seat in front of you, and tray, up bitch. Take off's at 8.
Your meal is a choice of Sour Cream Pringles or our signature seared carp, and your inflight movie will be Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Our expert team of flight attendants will be on hand and only too happy to help; except Trish, who's a cunt and is probably shagging the pilot.
Find your seat, kick your hand luggage under the seat in front of you, and tray, up bitch. Take off's at 8.
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