Austria 2023: Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar?

[Beverley]

DEAD

 

[IntoTheDark]

How the HELL will they stage this?!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Finally something for the girlies who spent a week’s rent on SF2.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The GAG of this coming after DUJE in the running order.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

DEAD!

12 POINTS!

 

[ButterTart]

Holy Jesus Fuck Alive

 

[ButterTart]

How the HELL will they stage this?!

I think they should repeat last year's winning formula. What a high energy dance number needs is a barely conscious automaton shuffling around in a giant illuminated hoop.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

in a giant illuminated hoop.

YOU RANG?

 

[Christian]

INSTANT CLASSIC

 

[COB]

Very good!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN WHAT ON EARTH HAVE I WOKEN UP TO?



My life has changed forever

 

[ADONK5]

What the hell is Edgar?!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I not sure I have words or even the ability mime what I've just seen.

I do have numbers though

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

HOLLLLLLLLY MOOOOOOTHER



There’s a GHOST in my BOOOOODY

 

[ADONK5]

I assume they thought "Little Big looked like they'd be popular so let's try our own version". But what combination of brains could come up with THAT?!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It's basically the Austrian answer to Wuthering Heights.

I must salute the newfound Austrian dedication to keeping eurodance in Eurovision.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

OMG

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

AUSTRIA ARE GOING TO WIN EUROVISION

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Loreen to put us all up for adoption pls

Tattoo? More like TatWHO?

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Now loves, you know me, I'm not one for HYPERBOLE but...

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

POE!
POE!
POE!
POE!
POE!

is the new

GAGA OOH LA LA

 

[HalamaK]

Love this, might there be a spot for mother in between the sisters to make this a trio?

 

[Christian]

Girl CALL Universal
You're ABOUT TO BE A STAR

 

[HalamaK]

OMG IS IT PIA MARIA AGAIN??!!!

 

[Bypass]

I think I love this!

 

[dUbrodošli]

 

[Alla]

Love it, but not sure if this is going to translate to a live performance that well... just being realistic.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Who the hell is Alla?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

LOVE!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Quick reminder this is in semi 2 right?

 

[C’est la VoR]

Updating to an 11/10

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Quick reminder this is in semi 2 right?

I am declaring it semi 2’s ONLY SONG!

 

[HalamaK]

Great song, impossible to stage well

 

[TiShh]

This is making me hopeful that the VOX are going to be good too (even if it's a song CRYING out for iconic Pia Maria-esque NOX)

 

[TiShh]

Austria sending a woman, to be confirmed in the next week

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Going back to this and still absolutely NO SENSE AT ALL.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

On further reflection I have decided that IS THIS FUCK the Austrian entry

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Omg it’s my Pingu moment

 

[HalamaK]

Going back to this and still absolutely NO SENSE AT ALL.

Female. And how?
Answer: Doubly ghastly possessed by a male literary man

 

[HalamaK]

@Tisch, might it have been a reference to the song's feminist message?