Captain Sir Tom Moore DEAD

[GNL]

Jill said FUCK POLLINATORS.

 

[jivafox]

I will not have grass stains on my white pedal pushers

 

[Lucille]

I don’t know who left out the poisoned cat food?

 

[Kratz]

Well, her bedroom curtains were closed in the middle of the afternoon, so i’ll say no more…

 

[ButterTart]

Jill has a Facebook account under her husband’s name and the photos on there are almost exclusively birthday cakes.
She uses it to pursue her hobby; commenting ‘lovely xx’ on pictures of children in their school uniforms on the first day of term.

 

[Kratz]

She uses it to pursue her hobby; commenting ‘lovely xx’ on pictures of children in their school uniforms on the first day of term.

Before proceeding to plant razor blades on the swings

 

[Lucille]

Anyone could’ve thrown the white dog muck in your garden.

 

[Kratz]

I don't know how Edna ended up dead in her wheelie bin, but I was at book club

 

[Tisch]

Just because you parked right outside my house doesn't mean I know anything about your wing mirror being torn off. Must have been youths.

 

[jivafox]

I don't care what your ring doorbell says that wasn’t me.

 

[Kratz]

I don't care what your ring doorbell says that wasn’t me.

 

[Kratz]

All I know is that pedastal mat was on my line when I went to Tescos and now it’s gone….

 

[jyxz]

 

[Tisch]

 

[Kratz]

 

[Kratz]

She is absolutely my most favourite of villains

 

[PercyPig]

Is this the start of her redemption arc

 

[Kratz]

Is this the start of her redemption arc

She’ll release a charity single (beneficiary TBC) with Jilly clapping back with a cover of ‘Look What You Made Me Do’

‘I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red underlined’

 

[jivafox]

Hannah reveals: “There is a forum… they were all discussing how they were going to come and kill us all,"

 

[Tisch]

Can't be us. We're a GAY CHAT LONGE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The TATTLE FRAUS have gone TOO FAR

 

[Kratz]

That must be Tattle. They truly are bonkers

 

[Kratz]

Oh god, have I just lined myself up for Kratz is a Pratz pt. 18?

 

[Finn]

Is this the start of her redemption arc

It feels perfectly timed for I'm A Celeb

 

[big ron]

BRING BACK HANGING

 

[Ellie]

Page 9 of this topic is true Moopy Gold

 

[octophone]

800k? And the fucking rest.

 

[Shoat]

Hannah and Jilly to Moopy banner please and thanks

 

[Lucille]

They made the poor man write THREE BOOKS?!!!

 

[Finn]

Sorry to link to Piers Morgan content but my love for her has only increased after watching the full interview. She's magnificent and I only wish she'd managed to make off with the entire 30 million



She makes me proud to be British.

 

[Finn]

I love how by the end she's fully dobbing in her dead dad for taking payments for himself and making murky book deals. ICON

 

[jivafox]

SO desperate for that spa pool!

 

[octophone]

Imagine watching yr dad/granddad shuffling his way around the garden aged 99 and thinking "I could get set for life off the back of this". There's a hilarious tv drama in this.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Shockingly that book, which I have no doubt was as good as his song, made almost a million.

 

[Kratz]

Surely there is going to be a drama about this?

 

[Nancy]

Surely there is going to be a drama about this?

CUE TIRED SHERIDAN SMITH JOKES

 

[Lucille]

I’d like to see her played by character actress Margo Martindale.

 

[jivafox]

Tilda Swinton as Captain Tom’s ghost.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Suomi]

Sorry to link to Piers Morgan content but my love for her has only increased after watching the full interview. She's magnificent and I only wish she'd managed to make off with the entire 30 million



She makes me proud to be British.

I watched this as I made a deliciously fatty chicken and cream pasta surprise (the surprise is heart failure) and the thing that I was most taken by was why they allowed their children to be sat there being interviewed as well - particularly the 14 year old!?