Captain Sir Tom Moore DEAD (2 Viewers)

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What a bizarre origin story.
 
We were worried how we were going to sustain our workers, dad, and the children, so we made Sir Captain Dad DANCE FOR HIS DINNER.
 
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A few months ago I was listening to some of the recent Now albums because I'm very hip and happening, and I tell you, my DISBELIEF when I heard this person's hit singal...

I knew it existed but never imagined what it would actually sound like
Never has a no 1 single been listened to so few times.
 
I don't think our CEO gets half of six figures. And that's an organisation with over a hundred staff.
 
I don't think our CEO gets half of six figures. And that's an organisation with over a hundred staff.
Apparently it was to be 150k which would be the same as the top earner at the RSPCA (which has 100x the revenue of this charity). :eyes:
 
What a PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

Maybe it’s been a long day but why is the world so full of BOLLOCKS LIKE THIS?!
 
Her BRASS NECK knows no bounds!

ICON!
 
We absolutely need an EVIL HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE emoticon
 
I hope he's thinking - how many steps can could I get round that new SPAAA to keep the next generation of the family ok.
 
Get the cameras in there now. I think I'd like Ruby Wax with a mic to be circling..
‘I’m afraid I’ve already given that exclusive to HELLO! magazine’
 
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At this moment in time, the sole focus of The Captain Tom Foundation is to ensure that it cooperates fully with the on-going Statutory Inquiry by the Charity Commission. As a result, The Captain Tom Foundation is not presently actively seeking any funding from donors. Accordingly, we have also taken the decision to close all payment channels whilst the Statutory Inquiry remains open. Once the findings of the Statutory Inquiry have been communicated, The Captain Tom Foundation will be in a better position to make a decision in relation to its future, but for now, our main priority is to assist the Charity Commission with its enquiry. In the meantime, on behalf of the trustees of The Captain Tom Foundation, we wish to extend a warm thank-you to all our supporters who have enabled us to help charities that were close to Captain Sir Tom’s heart.
 
This latest development might be her greatest work yet. There needs to be a three-part ITV drama about the whole insane debacle when the dust has settled.
 
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