Cheryl - 2:22

[jivafox]

 

[Iguana]

Ok I give her social media team props for using "whether you're ready".

 

[Iguana]

She must have at least one gay on THAT team!

 

[Jark]

I want to see this!

 

[jivafox]

I’ve been meaning to watch this for a while and what better time to go see it than this inevitable train wreck!

 

[Tisch]

Hasn't EVERYONE been in this play? It's never off my social media and I have no idea what it even is!

 

[COB]

Hasn't EVERYONE been in this play? It's never off my social media and I have no idea what it even is!

Yes, you're going to be offered the part after Cheryl is done

 

[jivafox]

They’ve obviously seen their longevity will rely on STUNT CASTING and I can’t wait for the inevitable Gemma Collins star turn and star cancellations!

 

[Tisch]

Yes, you're going to be offered the part after Cheryl is done

ABOUT BLOODY TIME!

 

[Sheena]

Hasn't EVERYONE been in this play? It's never off my social media and I have no idea what it even is!

It's the new Chicago in terms of stunt casting talent- free celebrities, no?

 

[Funky]

Oh God she’s ACTING NOW?

I suppose it’s admirable trying your hand at so many different jobs in the hope of one day finding something you’re actually GOOD AT

 

[jivafox]

 

[octophone]

I turned it down.

 

[Kratz]

I really want to see this and frankly 'Cheryl' being in it is just the sweetener.

 

[Kratz]

Her facial expression looks like the ATM just ate her debit card

 

[octophone]

She looks like someone's just offered her a lollipop in the toilets.

 

[Funky]

She looks like someone just asked her what 25% of 100 is

 

[Dark Carnival]

She looks like she's about to let out a silent killer.

 

[straightorbroken]

Opening line: IF YA HEE' JUS' TAP THE FOOKIN' TAYBULL

 

[Mugatu]

She sings, she dances, she acts... a true single threat.

People may disagree, but what I'm picking up from her expression in that poster is how Jonathan Pryce is going to look when she wins the Olivier

 

[Radioguy19]

She’s up for earning at least £750,000 for her time in the play.

Booked my tickets, cannot wait. And yes, just because she’s in it!

 

[Nowoco]

Booked my ticket, front row

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Quitting’s OUTTA the QUESTION!!

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Crying messy little teardrops rn

So excited

#soldier

 

[Radioguy19]

I am really looking forward to seeing her though, I am sure she will be good

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Of course she will be I mean she's the VOICE after all

 

[jivafox]

How many times do we think she’ll need to be prompted on opening night?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Now everyday ain't gonna be no
Pick
Nick
Lovin' ain't no walk in the park

 

[GNL]

How many times do we think she’ll need to be prompted on opening night?

222

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The woman
The icon
The legend

 

[Radioguy19]

Of course she will be I mean she's the VOICE after all

Shame she isn’t singing in it, apparently

 

[Radioguy19]

Seeing all the reviews about Cheryl is making me so excited to go! Anyone going this week?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

There's only one
Queen

And that's Cheryl
Bitch!



Say her name

 

[straightorbroken]

Is Calvin Harris doing the music for 2:22?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Why is there a carrot in the opening video?

And more importantly IS IT TOPPY?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Obviously her most iconic moment was the infamous vocal fail



The look of reality hitting on her face once the song ends almost leaves you feeling sorry for the popular racist.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I'm here for her hopefully being quite good in 2:22

WE'RE ALREADY ONE DOWN FOR GOD'S SAKE

 

[Vicky the Vole]

I'd pay NOT to have to watch Cheryl Cole.

 

[lolly]

There's only one
Queen

And that's Cheryl
Bitch!



Say her name

Genuinely QUITE THRILLING

and not only because of the TANTALISING PROSPECT of SWAN DIVING TO DEATH

 

[Nowoco]

Seeing all the reviews about Cheryl is making me so excited to go! Anyone going this week?

I'm going Thursday