Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell (1 Viewer)

[Pipo]

For the fans that were expecting new music, this is from her new book



There's another one found here https://rosiefrostbooks.com/

Come through VOCALS

 

[GALA]

Geri's back!

Also on The View 3 October.

 

[Dark Carnival]

For the fans that were expecting new music, this is from her new book



There's another one found here https://rosiefrostbooks.com/

Come through VOCALS

 

[Halli]

Geri's back!

Also on The View 3 October.

Get that US promo

This era is rather strange:

 

[Pipo]

that video. It's like a Geru BINGO, just under 3 minutes she manages to shoehorn the Union Jack towel tea dress from the Brits story, "I'm half Spanish because of me mum, youknowwhattamean", her Ginger Spice Barbie doll; even after all these years she does not disappoint.

 

[Halli]

Geru does The View

 

[Halli]

I think she looks glowing Does she have to keep this WHITE thing up though? Although here she looks great. Love how she was able to shoe-horn in the TEA TOWEL and 'My mother is Spanish' in though

 

[Pipo]

My mother's Spanish

You couldn't make it up!

 

[GALA]

She got very passion(ate), which seemed to take Whoopie by surprise (in a good way). Aww, good for Dr Geru Horner-Halliwell.

 

[KC 🦋]

This is important!

 

[Pipo]

She's so tiny! Is that Anne Hathaway right beside her in the group pic?

 

[KC 🦋]

She's so tiny! Is that Anne Hathaway right beside her in the group pic?

Tis! And Queen Sheryl Lee Ralph beside Anne.

 

[Voodoo]

I hope her promotional blitz includes a visit in the WHITE House.

 

[KC 🦋]

You can always count on Geri to serve CAUCASIAN.

 

[Halli]

Anne Hathaway's shoes look so uncomfortable. Like foot clamps!

 

[Halli]

Geru does GMA

 

[Pipo]

It's very telling, Geru and Vicky have been the ones in most US talk shows this year so far and they always play Wannabe when introducing them; it's become bigger than the band at this point and it's so uncomfortable to watch them answer all these Spice questions while grinning regardless of whatever old tat they're hustling.

 

[Pipo]

Why does he keep saying ROLLIE FROST? Poor Geru, not the TV host getting the name of the character wrong over and over

 

[Halli]

GERU does FALLON

 

[Eddie]

This woman has ZERO self awareness

 

[GALA]

Yet to watch Fallon, but loving Mel B telling her to stop wearing white.

 

[GALA]

Watched a bit of Fallon. Got up to her reciting his Wikipedia's opening paragraph. Oh Geru.

 

[GNL]

This woman has ZERO self awareness

She's SUCH a schmoozer.

 

[Lucille]

This is important!

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Even in Versace she insists on dressing like a fucking CHRISTIAN.

 

[Pipo]

This woman has ZERO self awareness

The scream I let out.

Jimmy Fallon's show workers: This is a TOXIC workplace, we hate it here and Jimmy's awful.

Geru on live TV: Jimmy is one of the BEST human beings I've ever known my whole life and he's a DELIGHT to work with!

 

[GNL]

I love that her Union Jack tea towel and her Spanish mother who is Spanish have new company in the form of her meditations on the American dream.

 

[Halli]

Yet to watch Fallon, but loving Mel B telling her to stop wearing white.

Mel B: Stop wearing white
Geru: We love that, she's amazing

 

[Halli]

Love this one

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yet to watch Fallon, but loving Mel B telling her to stop wearing white.

Love Queen Beh!!

 

[GALA]

On George Michael: "do you remember Will & Grace?"

Oh Geru.

 

[Halli]

New Geru content



Mel Beh is the biggest texteh in the group chat. I reckon she just says 'LETS GET BAND BACK 2GEVEA' over and over.

 

[Halli]

This book has had quite the PR behind it both in the US and the UK

 

[Shoat]

Mel Beh is the biggest texteh in the group chat. I reckon she just says 'LETS GET BAND BACK 2GEVEA' over and over.

Oh as if

She's just sharing DILDO MEMES

 

[Lucille]

Do you think the other 4 have another group chat where they slag her off?

 

[Iguana]

Should I get the new Geru book for Tig Junior? Is it actually any good?

 

[Eddie]

Should I get the new Geru book for Tig Junior? Is it actually any good?

Not unless it is for some cruel form of punishment.

 

[GALA]

She's 51, which means we are 4 years overdue her Hung Up and Confessions of a Half-Spanish Showgirl era.

 

[Shoat]

Unfortunately we're skipping that and Geru will be unleashing her own REVULVA next year

 

[Halli]

She's 51, which means we are 4 years overdue her Hung Up and Confessions of a Half-Spanish Showgirl era.

I think we are more likely to get a GERU X era

 

[GALA]

I think we are more likely to get a GERU X era

Finally, an album to celebrate her half-Spanish roots, but with traditional Portuguese influences.