Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell (1 Viewer)

[Kratz]

Who's looking after MONTY? Bluebell-Madge?!

Bluebell will forever be 6 years old to me. I assume she is much older than that in reality.

 

[Halli]

Bluebell will forever be 6 years old to me. I assume she is much older than that in reality.

I think she's about 17 now. She definitely is over 16 as she got like a MILLION A*'s in her GCSE's as Geri never tires of telling..

 

[Tisch]

At least this sorry affair is CONTENT for her YouTube project.

 

[Halli]

At least this sorry affair is CONTENT for her YouTube project.

No time for that - she has a New York Times Best Seller you know with Rosie Frost!!!

 

[supermassive]

She's very Princess Diana meets Jackie Kennedy in that clip. Cosmically their energies are all quite similar

 

[GALA]

Poor Geru must hate all those paparazzi following her.

 

[GALA]

How will she turn this poo into manure @Halli?

 

[Iguana]

BBC News - Red Bull suspend woman who accused Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour

Red Bull suspend woman who accused Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour

The woman who accused team principal Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour is suspended by Red Bull.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[GALA]

I didn't read the messages. Were they bad?

 

[GNL]

I didn't read the messages. Were they bad?

There was a dick pic, a nip shot, and many come ons - some of which were batted away with "how would Geri feel?"

 

[GALA]

There was a dick pic, a nip shot, and many come ons - some of which were batted away with "how would Geri feel?"

Oh. Well I saw the 240p dick pic. If it was unasked for, he should be fired immediately one would have hoped - has the judge never heard the finale of Bag It Up?

 

[Kratz]

BBC News - Red Bull suspend woman who accused Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour

Red Bull suspend woman who accused Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour

The woman who accused team principal Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour is suspended by Red Bull.

www.bbc.co.uk

That's very weird!

 

[Jark]

Marina Hyde's column about this saga was very funny - this bit about Geri

At last weekend’s grand prix, footage emerged of Horner having an intense discussion with the arguably even ghastlier father of his unbeatable driver, world champion Max Verstappen, while his Spice Girl wife private-jetted in to kiss him for the cameras with the 1000-newton jaw clench of a wronged Tory wife.

It's the Christian Horner paradox: F1 is now hideously dull, but the drama has never been better | Marina Hyde

Who cares if the races lack competition – you can tune into the Red Bull boss’s personal life for the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Carkrashians, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

 

[Eddie]

a wronged Tory wife.

How appropriate.

 

[Pipo]

good lord. Not even a session with Bizzarap involving a MAN-BASHING anthem can help her now

 

[GALA]

Maybe she's in a bubble

 

[GNL]

As someone who wrote many an essay on a book I'd barely read, desperately trying to fill the word count without giving the game away, I feel seen.

 

[GALA]

Geru didn't do her (re)searching until she was down (with the fact-checking).

 

[GNL]

Pippa fucked up

 

[GALA]

What's a pippa?

 

[Rita]

Why did she not just send it herself? I suppose it was keeping Pippa in a job up until this point but STILL.

 

[Halli]

this did make me giggle this morning - and all the comments

 

[GALA]

Well... I got it. So Pippa works for Geru and copied and pasted the instructions. I'll post more info when I get it you guys x

 

[Dark Carnival]

The comments are wild

 

[GNL]

Looking TRES CHIC in Dior. Is she going by Halliwell again now?

 

[GALA]

The pictures. The captions. The song!

 

[Shoat]

Dr Geru (and Pippa) will be MORTIFIED and FURIOUS

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg!

 

[Rita]

Have they fell out AGAIN?? I don’t think Geru will be best pleased.

 

[GALA]

I think that's just Mel B being Mel B

 

[Shoat]

I would always rather a sincere and heartfelt message from Mel Beh about dildos and fingers, than a generic greeting written by Gereh's PA / AI bot.

 

[Pipo]

I would always rather a sincere and heartfelt message from Mel Beh about dildos and fingers, than a generic greeting written by Gereh's PA / AI bot.

and that's exactly what Victoria did. She posted a pic of them together circa Spiceworld era where Vic looks good and Geru, not so much; I'm tired of them rehashing all these old as fuck pics where they blatantly have more recent ones, especially because they don't even look like that anymore.

It's the equivalent of someone still posting pics from high school when you just turned 50, WHY?

 

[Rita]

I think that's just Mel B being Mel B

Was it not rumoured one of them did not turn up to a Spice Girls party because the other was going to be present?

 

[GALA]

Was it not rumoured one of them did not turn up to a Spice Girls party because the other was going to be present?

No idea, but I get the feeling fall outs are probably part and parcel of their friendship or else whatever squabbles one has, the other doesn't bat an eyelid and it's business as usual in no time.

 

[Pipo]

Was it not rumoured one of them did not turn up to a Spice Girls party because the other was going to be present?

Mel B was missing from Geri's 50th birthday party in 2022 (because she got engaged the very same day though)

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but all 5 of them did reunite for Victoria's 50th birthday about 3 months ago.

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It's obvious they're not friends in real life, I can imagine the awful things they must think of each other behind their backs, but when they "work" together they bond easily over the history they have between them.

 

[Joseph]

I always see people talking about how they should be forever sisters and honestly I’ve had work acquaintances longer than the group was together.

 

[VoR]

Emma and Mel C are genuinely close.

Mel B & Geri clearly have a weird psychic connection where they will antagonise each other until the day one of them dies.

Victoria likes Emma and tolerates the other three when necessary.

 

[Pipo]

I feel that Victoria genuinely likes Mel C too! At least more than Beh and Geru.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mel B was missing from Geri's 50th birthday party in 2022 (because she got engaged the very same day though)

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How selfish of Mel B to get engaged on the day Geru was born!

 

[Halli]

Geru, 37, has been so so quiet on social media since the Christian thing that I really thought there might be a divorce announcement when she popped up in the headlines today but it was the accuser's case has been chucked out by the internal investigation....