ESC 250 - 2024

[ZenGiraffe]

A climber. At least one song from this year’s final has missed out.

I’m going to stop doing this soon.

Not to ruin your optimism, but songs from last year could have dropped from the top 100 to out entirely, and wouldn't be known to us yet

 

[dmlaw]

He will be popular, albeit not with John Osterdahl any more.

 

[Penelope]

Running to the store to buy cigarettes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is the worst song that people pretend is good

 

[Lucille]

The calm after the storm INDEED!

 

[Dark Carnival]

PAAAAAARP!

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is the worst song that people pretend is good

THANK YOU!

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a slog

 

[Lucille]

Not to ruin your optimism, but songs from last year could have dropped from the top 100 to out entirely, and wouldn't be known to us yet

Most likely if it was a 2023 song I imagine.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Off to the shower, the guests are over soon.

 

[ButterTart]

The Common Linnets

Happier times before Waylon went on his ill-advised plantation owner arc.

 

[Tisch]

God I hate this

 

[Lucille]

I feel this made sense AT THE TIME.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I feel this made sense AT THE TIME.

It was shit then and shitter now

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I still like this. It's charming.

I know he's a cunt.

 

[dmlaw]

Not to ruin your optimism, but songs from last year could have dropped from the top 100 to out entirely, and wouldn't be known to us yet

I’d considered the possibility but, bearing in mind the drops for the other 2023 songs, it seems unlikely that anything will have fallen all the way out.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, a projected road. GROUNDBREAKING

 

[Lucille]

God what a COMEDOWN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

BEST SONG EVER!!

 

[Penelope]

MESMERING

 

[Penelope]

Apparently she's an anti-vaxxer, but to be fair this song does sound like the herbal remedies WORK

 

[Lucille]

HAIL SATAN!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Dark Carnival GET BACK HERE AND GIVE YOURSELF TO THE DEVIL

 

[ButterTart]

I gave my heart to Elder Yablo

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[Lucille]

Mama mamacita

 

[Penelope]

Burst out laughing at this in the top 100, only to see it was #60 last year

 

[Dark Carnival]

Currently accepting satanic loads!

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Dark Carnival GET BACK HERE AND GIVE YOURSELF TO THE DEVIL

YES MA’AM!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's no In The Club Bitch, though, is it?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Come on dead baby choir!

 

[ButterTart]

A children's chorus professing their love for Satan is one of the most genius Eurovision moments ever.

 

[Lucille]

The children singing I love the devil sends me every time

 

[Lucille]

It's no In The Club Bitch, though, is it?

WHAT IS!

 

[dmlaw]

How in the name of almighty fuck is this hideous smear of rectal cancer in the Top 100?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have no memory of musty. If only the other voters were the same.

 

[ButterTart]

I mean, really.

 

[Lucille]

This was an actual dog egg.

 

[Lucille]

Wicked.

 

[dmlaw]

I’m going to have to recalibrate the whole spreadsheet if awful non qualifiers are still making it in.