ESC 250 - 2024

[Lucille]

It’s just SHOUTING!

 

[ButterTart]

Honey, I'm telling the truth
I did something terrible with the Sexual Goose

 

[ButterTart]

I LOVE this, but the ginger woman has NO BUSINESS BEING THERE.

It doesn't even make sense; she's clearly just singing lyrics intended for him.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT DID THEY DO??

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT DID THEY DO??

Buggered a labrador

 

[Dark Carnival]

Love this whatever you lot say!

 

[Lucille]

LAAAARVE!

 

[ButterTart]

Wake up @ZenGiraffe a new Lena song just dropped!

 

[dmlaw]

WHAT DID THEY DO??

Voted for Mustii in this contest.

 

[Jacques]

FINALLY something from my top 10

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lena is lucky that she didn't have the WORST WINNER EVER crown for all that long.

TERRIBLE SONG by a presumably TERRIBLE PERSON

 

[Lucille]

Love this whatever you lot say!

It’s FUN! The haters are losers!

 

[ButterTart]

LAAAARVE!

Oh sayv de bess oi ha fer yew

 

[Dark Carnival]

I even painted my toenails for you!

 

[Dark Carnival]

You got mey!

 

[ButterTart]

I even painted my toenails for you!

My mate hates that bit because she says 'toe-nates' and now I hate it too.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who heard Kate Nash and thought "Ja, das ist gut"

 

[VoR]

I’m going to have to recalibrate the whole spreadsheet if awful non qualifiers are still making it in.

I feel it coming...

 

[ButterTart]

It’s FUN! The haters are losers!

I also like it, it just shouldn't have ever won.

 

[VoR]

Oh good, the better Victoria song finished higher.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fuck me this section is a struggle

 

[Alex]

Who heard Kate Nash and thought "Ja, das ist gut"

You must suck so many lemons

 

[ButterTart]

Hi Victoria, do you mind fucking clean off and taking your shitty fucking dirge with you? This table's reserved for actual songs which deserve to be in the top 100. Thanks.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me this section is a struggle

Tears Getting Sober was scientifically designed to contain not even a trace amount of charm or charisma.

 

[Lucille]

I enjoyed this at the time but I can’t recall WHY.

 

[ButterTart]

I enjoyed this at the time but I can’t recall WHY.

Meth

 

[Lucille]

oh THANK GOD

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh Music is SAVED

 

[ButterTart]

MADGE MADGE!!!

 

[Lucille]

Shockingly low!

 

[Penelope]

All rise for the NATIONAL ANTHEM (Yugoslavian)

 

[Lucille]

The greatest woman that EVER LIVED!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

HERE WE FUCKING GO.

ALL YOUR TITS AND ROSARIES OUT!

 

[dmlaw]

My tea is almost ready so I will soon have to ButterTart off for a bit, but at least I was here for Marija Magdalena.

 

[ButterTart]

Shockingly low!

But we needed that after the Dignitas hold music we just endured.

 

[Soldi]

WHAT A FUCKING WOMAN!

 

[Penelope]

Shockingly low!

A CLIMBER! (99 last year)

 

[Soldi]

@Dark Carnival

 

[AGinAg (38)]

UP NINE

 

[ButterTart]

HERE WE FUCKING GO.

ALL YOUR TITS AND ROSARIES OUT!

Rosaries and rosebud akimbo over here