ESC 250 - 2024

[Penelope]

YELPED at this pig nonce getting this high

 

[VoR]

OMG

 

[Penelope]

You know what - there's certainly a lot that can be said of the ESC 250 voting audience, but they do know a truly SUMPTUOUSLY honking load of manure when they see it

 

[D5K]

I haven't heard that key change for ten years!

 

[Penelope]

Hope we get 7 foot 3 lovely Daria back in Croatia SOONER RATHER THAN LATER

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Eurgh, Mahmood, get rid of Brividi. He's shite and will destroy your flowers

 

[Penelope]

Agog and astonished to see that Celebrate actually FELL this year! #74 in 2023

 

[ButterTart]

#231 last year. Very plausible as a massive climber getting its dues in any year, but it looks increasingly more unlikely...

Tears Getting Sober, Amnesia, T*l*m*v**s - oh you're shit and new? Come on in.
Joy Fleming - An actual classic, you say? From... THE SEVENTIES? Get the fuck off my property or I'm calling the police.

 

[Lucille]

Come at me haters!

 

[ButterTart]

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? Fucking BRITVIC?

 

[Lucille]

Tears Getting Sober, Amnesia, T*l*m*v**s - oh you're shit and new? Come on in.
Joy Fleming - An actual classic, you say? From... THE SEVENTIES? Get the fuck off my property or I'm calling the police.

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? Fucking BRITVIC?

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Absolute weak piss. It's the gay love story that makes think Kemi has some good ideas.

 

[Alex]

Wake me up when it is over

 

[ButterTart]

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Someone needs to hold these bastards to account.

 

[Lucille]

Loved that one girls!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Oh not this BLOUSEY SHITE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not this.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I think Switzerland are ONE OF MY LEAST FAVOURITE EUROVISION COUNTRIES.

 

[Penelope]

This wasn't the BLOUSE, it was the CRYING IN THE YEAR OFF

 

[Lucille]

Poor Gjon and his mum bum.

 

[ButterTart]

And now Goujon's Tits.

There is so very little light in this top 100.

 

[Penelope]

Wonder when the last text to Blas Canto was

 

[D5K]

These two back to back are a killer

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This wasn't the BLOUSE, it was the CRYING IN THE YEAR OFF

With such blandness on offer, the differences escape me.

 

[Lucille]

This wasn't the BLOUSE, it was the CRYING IN THE YEAR OFF

Also heaven forbid a man wears a FRUITY TOP!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

These two back to back are a killer

Weedkiller?

 

[ButterTart]

This has been a truly horrific run of songs.

 

[Penelope]

Also heaven forbid a man wears a FRUITY TOP!

YES! THE BIBLE is CLEAR ON THIS!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This has been a truly horrific run of songs.

It's over!

 

[Lucille]

This has been a truly horrific run of songs.

If you’d have waited 1 second!

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank HEAVENS for the cool, reviving poppers of Gina G!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This'll do nicely.

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

YES! THE BIBLE is CLEAR ON THIS!

You are correct.

 

[ButterTart]

FINALLY! Something SENSIBLE.

 

[Lucille]

My first Eurovision and I was genuinely APPALLED this didn’t win.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Another from my stellar list.

 

[ButterTart]

Gina, Katrina and Imaani was such an IMPERIAL run.

 

[Penelope]

THANK GOD for VULVA CUN ME GO!

 

[Marina Salty]

Too low but I'll take it