Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[straightorbroken]

The one not dressed as Liza is hot though.

 

[dmlaw]

(has she noticed yet?)

If she ever gets logged out, we’ll never see her again.

 

[Rita]

This is absolutely HORRENDOUS.

 

[Ellie]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

 

[bypass]

This is a load of old bollocks!

 

[lolly]

Yeah I'm largely over the song, but those are the most perfect blow job lips I've ever seen

 

[GNL]

Is he having a fit?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

TYPICAL SOLDI BULLSHIT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ohhh twink losing her shit now

 

[Nancy]

@Rota - what days am I working next week?

 

[dmlaw]

This vocal is fucking WOEFUL.

 

[ButterTart]

These vocals are fucking ATROCIOUS

 

[Rita]

CHANGE MY NAME BACK AT ONCE!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

This vocal is fucking WOEFUL.

I know right

 

[rhythmbandit]

What a lovely couple.

 

[Kratz]

This is what happens when you phone the whole thing in

It’ll probably win

 

[GinAg (39)]

Worst score from us!

 

[Alias #23]

Oh dear at BIANCA not getting the vocals quite right

 

[Star]

@Rota - what days am I working next week?

Oh!

 

[Ellie]

That “falsetto” sounded like they’d just stubbed their toes and were wincing through pain.

 

[Soldi]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CHANGE MY NAME BACK AT ONCE!!!

NOT DOING ANYTHING DURING SPAIN

 

[COB]

Strap in for ESPAÑA maricones

 

[BoysForSeles]

Oh a J-Lo cast off track.

 

[Alias #23]

Oh dear at BIANCA not getting the vocals quite right

MOOMOO not doing much better

 

[dmlaw]

Yeah. It made me cry too.

 

[Nancy]

CHANEL THE AFRICAN GREY

 

[Star]

Oh yes I've got Spain in the sweepstake

 

[Kratz]

CHANEL THE AFRICAN GREY

CHANEL!

 

[Ellie]

Are we sure this is 100% “live”?

 

[ButterTart]

Italy were genuinely awful.

 

[Nancy]

CHANEL!!!

 

[straightorbroken]

J-Lo should have taken this. It's got her gimmicky brand all over it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yaaaaaassssss

 

[dmlaw]

Are we sure this is 100% “live”?

They can use pre recorded backing vocals. The entire chorus, for example.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’d prefer to see the guys’ asses out too.

 

[Rita]

BEST SO FAR

 

[dmlaw]

Poor girl. She’s awfully plain.

 

[straightorbroken]

The 3 guys are actually the sons of No Mercy

 

[Rita]

She looks FABULOUS!