Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

BEST OF THE NIGHT!!!

 

[lolly]

Imagine this in a semi, and losing to Switzerland

 

[straightorbroken]

If only she'd come out of her shell more.

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine this in a semi, and losing to Switzerland

I’ve got a bit more than a semi actually.

 

[lolly]

STUPENDOUS

 

[Rita]

Imagine this in a semi, and losing to Switzerland

Did this actually HAPPEN?

 

[Nancy]

The 3 guys are actually the sons of No Mercy

I was wondering where did they go

 

[Star]

Little Kylie: 'You can nearly see her nooney'

 

[Soldi]

SPAIN!!!


MY WIG FLEW TO PLUTO

 

[Beverley]

BUSSIES HAVE BEEN TORN, IN TURIN AND AROUND THE WORLD!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fucking. EVERYTHING

 

[straightorbroken]

I would have liked some equal opportunity nudity there though.

 

[straightorbroken]

I was wondering where did they go

Me too... my lovely

 

[COB]

SPAIN!!!


MY WIG FLEW TO PLUTO

Live scenes:

 

[ButterTart]

Well Spain were spectacular.

 

[dmlaw]

I love the Dutch song. It’s been battered in the running order, but it’s beautiful.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oooooooh.

Ahhhhhhhh.

Gina G fuming.

 

[Alias #23]

I’m not convinced that Spain was Fuego levels of hot, as has been suggested. I think the Romanian dance routine was much more exciting

 

[Rita]

Fucking. EVERYTHING

MOVE, and don’t tell me you are listening to this NONSENSE. If ever there was a PISS BREAK this is it.

 

[Nancy]

I like this song, but she could be singing about a BATTERED SAUSAGE for all I know.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Awwwww

 

[BoysForSeles]

I like this but Anouk remains my favourite Dutch entry.

 

[Rita]

I like this song, but she could be singing about a BATTERED SAUSAGE for all I know.

NANCY! You blasphemous SLUT! Vegan MY EYE.

 

[Martha Skidd]

Oh darlings, is this Lindsay Dracuss out of retirement?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MOVE, and don’t tell me you are listening to this NONSENSE. If ever there was a PISS BREAK this is it.

Done already HUN

 

[lolly]

I mean I liked The Netherlands in the semis, but this spot after THAT MOMENT does not flatter

 

[straightorbroken]

Live scenes:
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Is that the UK entry?

 

[Sheena]

Loves, sorry for my absence, but I've been too busy telling straight people on Whatsapp how SPAIN JUST RIPPED ME A NEW HOLE

 

[dmlaw]

MOVE, and don’t tell me you are listening to this NONSENSE. If ever there was a PISS BREAK this is it.

I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s shortly going to be a SIX SONG POO BREAK OF DEATH.

 

[Rita]

Oh darlings, is this Lindsay Dracuss out of retirement?

Well I was just away to say a certain word then YOU SHOWED UP.

 

[straightorbroken]

The audience singing along to that deserve the sprinklers to go off on them.

 

[Saltwater]

Excellent

 

[Beverley]

Netherlands is just beautiful. Have such a soft spot for it this year. Think it’ll do well

 

[Rita]

I want to hear Ukraine as it is favourite. I heard a snippet on the news and thought it was TERRIBLE but will hear it out.

 

[lolly]

I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s shortly going to be a SIX SONG POO BREAK OF DEATH.

Good job, after all those pies and pasties @Alias #23 shovelled down earlier. I hope he's been on the DulcoSoft at least.

 

[straightorbroken]

How many songs are left? I'm getting restless (#jxrestlessoutnow)

 

[Nancy]

I've got a spot on my bottom and it's annoying me.

 

[Nancy]

Sorry Ukraine, I'll show some respect.

 

[ButterTart]

Netherlands isn’t a performance song but the studio version is excellent

 

[bypass]

Spain - I can't argue that was a winner performance.