Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Nancy]

Sweet Jesus! Haven't they closed the voting lines yet?

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

What actually happened to him? I can’t remember a second album.

When it rains rains rains it rains rains rains when it rains rains rains it rains rains rains

 

[ButterTart]

My Happy Ending was a good song though

 

[Funky]

Mika currently making Wet Wet Wet feel fresh and current.

 

[Alias #23]

This medley is INDEFENSIBLE.

This isn't the coup that Italy thinks it is.

Nobody in their right mind has ever thought THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE FROM A EUROVISION INTERVAL ACT

How HORRID ()

 

[supermassive]

Can we get a Mika streaming numbers chart thread after tonight's halftime show?

 

[Rita]

What actually happened to him? I can’t remember a second album.

He has had another FIVE albums since his debut.

 

[dmlaw]

Sweet Jesus! Haven't they closed the voting lines yet?

At least they won’t take twenty minutes to ’verify the result’ once the lines have closed.

 

[Beverley]

Can we get a Mika streaming numbers chart thread after tonight's halftime show?

Is dowager @supermassive a fan?

 

[lolly]

Can we get a Mika streaming numbers chart thread after tonight's halftime show?

6

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

mika better than madonna tho

 

[supermassive]

Who knew Graham was such a Mika stan

 

[BoysForSeles]

Surely Switzerland and Australia will fight for the bottom rank?

 

[SDF]

I don’t know why you’re all bitching about poor brave Mika it was still better than Madonna

 

[Alias #23]

I haven’t bothered with all that pricey voting given that THERE IS ONLY ONE RIGHTFUL WINNER

 

[Apoca]

Mika was RUBBISH on all three evenings. Should have been culled in a semifinal.

 

[Ellie]

Didn’t the interval used to be just 15 minutes?

 

[Rita]

When it rains rains rains it rains rains rains when it rains rains rains it rains rains rains

SORRY?

 

[dmlaw]

What actually happened to him? I can’t remember a second album.

He had a duet with Ariana Grande. She did not want to make a guest appearance tonight.

 

[Beverley]

mika better than madonna tho

Yea, we get it. You twinks still wanna bang her

 

[Cerro de Casa]

My Happy Ending was a good song though

Agree

 

[win_the_game]

Why are the phone lines still open? Surely everyone voted in the first 5 minutes.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

mika better than madonna tho

Errr, NO.

 

[Nancy]

I haven’t bothered with all that pricey voting given that THERE IS ONLY ONE RIGHTFUL WINNER

SHARLEEN SPITERI?

 

[Rita]

He sang with KYLIE.

 

[Funky]

That Switzerland clip keeps making me giggle the way he just mumbles into the mic like he forgot the words

 

[lolly]

Surely Switzerland and Australia will fight for the bottom rank?

Hopefully. And I think Germany and Lithuania will be right down there as well.

 

[Beverley]

Didn’t the interval used to be just 15 minutes?

This is the point where it becomes NEVERENDING

 

[ButterTart]

I don’t know why you’re all bitching about poor brave Mika it was still better than Madonna

God bless Madonna for setting such a low bar that every other interval act can only excel by comparison.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Errr, NO.

Disturb the peace

 

[Funky]

I really like that Netherlands song now

 

[Cerro de Casa]

God bless Madonna for setting such a low bar that every other interval act can only excel by comparison.

NOT everybody is coming to the FUTURE.

 

[straightorbroken]

Sweden has swollen inside me. I'm very much in favour of it coming 4th or 6th.

 

[win_the_game]

Spain has overtaken the UK in the odds.

 

[BoysForSeles]

NOT everybody is coming to the FUTURE.

I defend that song AND the album.

 

[straightorbroken]

Serbia to swob the whole thing would be a gasp and a half. #3 feels correct.

 

[COB]

Errr, NO.

 

[ButterTart]

Why are they using this bit of Italy for the recap? The vocals were even worse here than during the rest of the performance

 

[Rita]

Elton called, he wants his suits back.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Moopy I'm at a viewing party of five and my head hurts. I've barely heard a single song.

All I know is that Iceland should win (I saw fiddles).