Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Alias #23]

Why are the phone lines still open? Surely everyone voted in the first 5 minutes.

The kind Italians are bearing in mind the challenges of TOILET TROUBLE

 

[Funky]

I don’t get Sweden. I don’t hate it but it doesn’t feel like the showstopper that others are saying. Poland feels bigger out the big power ballads.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

@lolly iTunes MIKA watch? I'm too scared to check.

 

[SDF]

I really like that Netherlands song now

Agree, it has a one of the best recaps too

 

[ButterTart]

Spain has overtaken the UK in the odds.

HOW?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Yeah Netherlands is definitely a grower

 

[straightorbroken]

Nicola Sturgeon is in space?

 

[Nancy]

She's up in SPACE MAN

 

[dmlaw]

Why are they using this bit of Italy for the recap? The vocals were even worse here than during the rest of the performance

In fairness, they probably couldn’t find a non horrible part of that performance.

 

[Soldi]

OMG

 

[win_the_game]

HOW?

We're drifting. Now down to 16/1

 

[Soldi]

GOOD LUCK LOVES!

 

[straightorbroken]

I need another re-cap before I can confirm my scores.

 

[Madíson]

Laura is inexplicably missing.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This is absolutely awful hosting

 

[dmlaw]

HOW?

At this stage, the odds changes can’t actually be based on anything.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well the left one can fill me.

 

[dmlaw]

Laura is inexplicably missing.

She gone off on a coke fuelled rage.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh heya Martin. Catch me!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Well Martin is a ZADDY I guess

 

[Beverley]

The screaming girl in the toilet queue

 

[Alias #23]

I don’t get Sweden. I don’t hate it but it doesn’t feel like the showstopper that others are saying.

It hasn’t felt as strong in the semi or final as it did in MF. I think because the song needs to feel more “enclosed”. I do like it though, and the WHEEL SPIN was weirdly exciting and essential

 

[straightorbroken]

I'd mess up that already messy hair in no time.

 

[lolly]

Is it wrong to be here for Österdahl?

 

[straightorbroken]

The screaming girl in the toilet queue

Kala again?

 

[Alias #23]

OH GOD IT’S TIME

 

[lolly]

Where is Laura please?

 

[Sheena]

Where is Laura please?

She's dead, love

Then again, she has been for most of the evening.

 

[Star]

Where is Laura please?

She's dead, love

 

[Rita]

IF THERE IS A GOD!!!

 

[straightorbroken]

I think Mika is 38 in Lizzie Cundy years.

 

[dmlaw]

She's dead, love

Then again, she has been for most of the evening.

*since 1994.

 

[Alias #23]

Where is Laura please?

Having a lie down. She’s VERY TIRED!

 

[Nancy]

4 POINTS!!!!!!

 

[Rita]

4 points.

 

[SDF]

Feel sick but I don’t think out of this eco bubble the U.K. is as popular as we think it is

 

[dmlaw]

Better score than last year.

 

[straightorbroken]

10 for the Swiss piss? I think not.

 

[Nancy]

YAYYYYYY!!!!!! This makes me so happy!

 

[win_the_game]

Why is he wearing a sleeping bag?