Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Rita]

VILE

 

[lolly]

Sunday School teacher Mika is back again

 

[dmlaw]

Did this QUALIFY? Or does it get through automatically like the UK. If the former, WTF!?

It qualified. Ahead of the admittedly vocally shocking Austrian song.

 

[ButterTart]

Jizzy Bell was excellent and I fully endorse flashing your torso if you’re in your mid 40s and it looks like that.

 

[Nancy]

I heard Mika say PLANT BASED and got excited for a moment.

 

[straightorbroken]

If they wanted plant jokes I'm sure Laganja could have been persuaded.

 

[Rita]

Is this A FAVOURITE?

 

[Apoca]

God, please don't flop France.

 

[dmlaw]

Is this A FAVOURITE?

No, but it should be. It’s marvellous.

 

[straightorbroken]

Ugh he's so hot.

 

[ButterTart]

I heard Mika say PLANT BASED and got excited for a moment.

He means the Swiss guy is genetically more courgette than human.

 

[Rita]

Are they members of a CULT?

 

[Rita]

OH YES PLEASE!

 

[BoysForSeles]

This taught me there is more than one official language in France. #educationaleurovision

 

[Alias #23]

“Hope it goes better for Marius”

*doesn’t hope that at all*

 

[straightorbroken]

THE BEST SO FAR.

 

[win_the_game]

This is a MESS.

 

[Nancy]

I hope we're all going to raise a glass for Terry during song 9.

 

[Star]

This taught me there is more than one official language in France. #educationaleurovision

Yes me too!

 

[bypass]

The best so far!!

 

[Rita]

This is my favourite by a COUNTRY MILE. When that beat kicks in…

 

[lolly]

For some reason my arsehole has gone into spasm

 

[straightorbroken]

Are they conjuring the Trio Bulgarka?

 

[Nancy]

This taught me there is more than one official language in France. #educationaleurovision

There's more that one official language in Spain too. I can't speak either of them.

 

[Loufoque]

Why have France sent an Eastern European entry?

 

[Ellie]

France - FLUSH

 

[dmlaw]

I don’t understand why there isn’t more buzz about France.

 

[Sheena]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

 

[straightorbroken]

This would get my 20 in ASFM. And I'd be jealous as hell that I hadn't put it in myself.

 

[Apoca]

He's so hot.

The saving grace when it comes to this absolute MESS of a performance.

 

[Kratz]

Still love this but can’t help but think Our NUIT PAULINE would do better

 

[COB]

France is such a MEGABANGER

 

[BoysForSeles]

There's more that one official language in Spain too. I can't speak either of them.

Yes, I can speak Spanish but Catalan, not a clue.

 

[Kratz]

Oh and I have it in the sweepstake!

 

[Rita]

What country was The Rasmus? I am writing down my scores and I wrote The Rasmus for them.

 

[win_the_game]

What country was The Rasmus? I am writing down my scores and I wrote The Rasmus for them.

Finland

 

[COB]

What country was The Rasmus? I am writing down my scores and I wrote The Rasmus for them.

Finland!

 

[Nancy]

It's BEN from A1!

 

[COB]

The Brits in the bar going WILD FOR NORWAY

 

[Rita]

What the FUCK