Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat) (1 Viewer)

[Sheena]

The wheels are coming off girls!

yeah but I bet he won’t do this tonight…that’s when it matters.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Straight from the Wales' playbook.

Expecting a photoshopped pic of Bambie and Eden having a lovely time at a garden centre.

With Monge singing Imagine in the background

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just reading about all this now
So the running order is supposedly:
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Hope Olly will receive an abundance of points/votes that he deserves, best of luck to him!

Girl!

 

[ButterTart]

My friend’s right wing dad has said he’s voting Israel tonight even though he doesn’t watch Eurovision. Dark times, lads.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry they need to take away straight people’s right to vote.

 

[Velvet Skies]

I think it's time for LOREEN to weigh in on everything.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sorry they need to take away straight people’s right to vote.

Sadly some of OUR LOT are JUST AS BAD

 

[disneyteletubby]

Girl!

Okay maybe not win, but do decently
I admittedly haven't followed all this nor listened to most of the songs, but just listened to the French singer Slimane, who seems very good.

 

[dmlaw]

Sorry they need to take away straight people’s right to vote.

It sure isn’t the gays who have been championing the rock song that is our only hope.

 

[Lucille]

It sure isn’t the gays who have been championing the rock song that is our only hope.

No but we’ve had disgusting thoughts about him.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I think it's time for LOREEN to weigh in on everything.

As if she can muster a murmur over that stale old bong

 

[jyxz]

I think it's time for LOREEN to weigh in on everything.

 

[dmlaw]

My friend’s right wing dad has said he’s voting Israel tonight even though he doesn’t watch Eurovision. Dark times, lads.

You’ll have to help him with voting.

“OK, I’ve downloaded the app onto your phone. Now just click on the picture of Bambie Thug to vote for Israel. No, that’s right. I don’t know why they made it so that you click on a different artist to vote for the one you want. It is weird, isn’t it. Probably a gay thing.”

 

[Lucille]

This is headline news now.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

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I was close

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Sheena]

“He’ll perform as normal tonight”

FUCK OFF

 

[Sheena]

RISE UP!
ANARCHY!!
JUSTICE4JOOST!!!

God, I shouldn’t have started on the bag this early, I’m getting AGGY…

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Either he's in a crisis meeting or getting one of LUCY'S TOOTHY SOOTHERS

 

[D5K]

Apparently Slimane’s voice is nearly shot anyway so he was never going to go for the big shouty bit.

 

[D5K]

Either he's in a crisis meeting or getting one of LUCY'S TOOTHY SOOTHERS

Or both!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mother is FURIOUS

 

[Lucille]

DIVA DOWN!

 

[Madison]

If I were them, I’d be preparing a backup area backstage where the results can be done away from the audience if it all goes to hell.

 

[Kratz]

If I were them, I’d be preparing a backup area backstage where the results can be done away from the audience if it all goes to hell.

Does the BBC still tally the votes (that used to be the case) - perhaps we can have a dreaded trip to Salford

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Can't wait to hear of the stories of the shit going down backstage. It sounds like the night Liz Truss's government collapsed.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We have some UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMOURS about THE INCIDENT

 

[Lucille]

LUNA HAS (not) SPOKEN!

 

[Marina Salty]

Israel is pushing hard with the adverts for Eden. They're everywhere in everything I read.

 

[Sheena]

Huge demonstration here!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DIVA DOWN!

What did you do to Martin???

 

[Lucille]

What did you do to Martin???

 

[Dark Carnival]

LUNA HAS (not) SPOKEN!

 

[Kratz]

Does she jump at the end?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(but in a good way)

 

[AGinAg (38)]

She is JUST A QUEEN

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Dark Carnival]

They probably are!