Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat)

[dmlaw]

I think it’s still Switzerland.

 

[Marina Salty]

So, if Ukraine can’t host. The contest will be held in. Israel. Fuck.

Or in Dubrovnik

 

[Rachey]

Genuine question, who is voting for Israel? I know the public....by why?

 

[lolly]

I think it’s still Switzerland.

There seemed to be a lot of lower jury scores...

 

[RS]

please France

 

[dmlaw]

Croatia win.

 

[RS]

Oh no

 

[Shoat]

Genuine question, who is voting for Israel? I know the public....by why?

It doesn't take a lot of ignorant morons to propel Israel high when everybody else's non-protest votes are split 24 ways

 

[RS]

Please Switzerland and not Croatia

 

[lolly]

Pleased either way, tbh

 

[Marina Salty]

Yaaaay smelly nemo

 

[Dark Carnival]

Phew

 

[RS]

Oh god what a relief that this didn’t end up being a total disaster!

 

[Alex]

YES amazing, well done Nemo !!!

 

[Soldi]

Would rather Croatia but thank fuck it wasn’t Israel.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have a Swiss at my Eurovision party!

She's calling her parents soon to secure spare bedrooms

 

[Madison]

Which cities do we need to book hotels for?

 

[Star]

YaaaaaaS!!

 

[lolly]

Poor Brave R Olly even beaten in the nasty fashions stakes

 

[dmlaw]

I just pray that everyone can get the visas they need for next year.

 

[BoysForSeles]

UK’s 12 to Israel!

 

[Star]

Illy didn't deserve 0 ,

 

[Marina Salty]

Did Bambie crown Nemo?

 

[win_the_game]

Oh bless them

 

[Rita]

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Illy didn't deserve 0 ,

 

[Shoat]

Oh hang on I've only just twigged these votes are the jurors not the public

Of course Louise's votes are nonsensical

I humbly retract this

I now recognise it is only patron saints like Dame Louise who have prevented Eurovision being hosted by a homicidal regime next year

God bless Louise

 

[dmlaw]

Which cities do we need to book hotels for?

Biggest arenas are Bern, Zurich, Basel, Lausanne and Geneva, in that order.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The irony of a neutral winning!

 

[lolly]

Get those remortgage applications in, EuroGays!

 

[funky]

Disgusted by that televote. But this year more than any has explained how political voting is so easy to exploit the Eurovision system. The whole thing needs to be reviewed.

 

[dmlaw]

I humbly retract this

I now recognise it is only patron saints like Dame Louise who have prevented Eurovision being hosted by a homicidal regime next year

God bless Louise

It’s not just Louise. Many countries televoters are lesser cunts than ours.

 

[Star]

Bless him, he's a cutie pie

 

[Shoat]

Congratulations to Michael Urie for his victory

 

[rhythmbandit]

You can tell Malin and Petra will never speak to each other or be in the same room after this is over.

 

[Dark Carnival]

She nailed the rap part

 

[Suomi]

Disgusted by that televote. But this year more than any has explained how political voting is so easy to exploit the Eurovision system. The whole thing needs to be reviewed.

Thinking of some of our beloved Moopy posters going through it right now

 

[dmlaw]

So, Sweden were successfully five minutes shorter than last year. By questionably fucking out a song. A win for everyone, really.

 

[Shoat]

It’s not just Louise. Many countries televoters are lesser cunts than ours.

I know

I envy every country that doesn't have the Daily Mail

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THAT POOR TROPHY

 

[Marina Salty]

Eurovision saved, long live Eurovision