Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat)

[Dark Carnival]

omg

omg

 

[Kratz]

She’s got a new song out next week

SARAH!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm officially RAISING THE MOOPY CRISIS LEVEL

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s* happening girls!

* L-Imdina 2025

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm officially RAISING THE MOOPY CRISIS LEVEL

Not ZORRA!

 

[Soldi]

I'm officially RAISING THE MOOPY CRISIS LEVEL

I feel like that account is posting all sorts of DOOM and GLOOM that isn’t being posted anywhere else.

 

[Kratz]

I feel like that account is posting all sorts of DOOM and GLOOM that isn’t being posted anywhere else.

Well they don’t call her Honest Vocal CUNT for sending round the WI newsletter.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I feel like that account is posting all sorts of DOOM and GLOOM that isn’t being posted anywhere else.

She was right about the EBU website!

 

[Alla]

I'm officially RAISING THE MOOPY CRISIS LEVEL

Whaaaat????

 

[Suomi]

Markus and Martinus have been arrested, having been seen fleeing from Tivoli Gardens with gurning faces and ripped clothes

 

[win_the_game]

I feel like that account is posting all sorts of DOOM and GLOOM that isn’t being posted anywhere else.

I think their brand of UNHINGED FAKE NEWS would fit in well round certain parts.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Anyway, they were wrong about Spain, but crisis level REMAINS ELEVATED

 

[octophone]

What..the..I mean...OK, fine. Thank you but I shall explore no further.

 

[funky]

Take it to DEFCON THREE ladies

 

[dmlaw]

What..the..I mean...OK, fine. Thank you but I shall explore no further.

Monge is an Italian dog food. References to it generally mean that someone is going to be turned into dog food on account of some sort of uselessness or failure.

 

[octophone]

Olly Alexander has apparently walked into the press room and started singing The Fall's "Eat Y'Self Fitter".

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Anyway, they were wrong about Spain, but crisis level REMAINS ELEVATED

(Now imagining Mother and Eden in a slap fight, and honestly )

 

[octophone]

Monge is an Italian dog food. References to it generally mean that someone is going to be turned into dog food on account of some sort of uselessness or failure.

I see...sort of like "the knackers yard" only with a hit of Mafia involvement.

 

[Kaleen]

46 people viewing this thread!

 

[ButterTart]

I see...sort of like "the knackers yard" only with a hit of Mafia involvement.

Stunning description of Angelina Mango.

 

[Kate]

Here for the DRAMA! (and to try and find out who to stick a fiver on)

 

[Kaleen]

Even fucking @Kate is here!

 

[Wendy the goat]

 

[Soldi]

It’s the most read article on BBC News!

 

[Kaleen]

This is BIGGER THAN BOWIE

 

[Kratz]

Michelle Gayle must be waiting by the phone

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is BIGGER THAN BOWIE

It's BIGGER THAN US!!!

 

[Alla]

Here for the DRAMA! (and to try and find out who to stick a fiver on)

Croatia

 

[LTZ]

so do we know what happened?

 

[Kaleen]

so do we know what happened?

Sarah Bonnici served cunt but still didn’t make it

 

[Kate]

Croatia

Crap odds, no point I'm looking at an each-way bet (top 3)

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve got a barbecue tomorrow and I’m hoping they cancel Eurovision soon so I can just stay at that all day instead.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The Jury show starts in 60 minutes

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is fine

 

[Alla]

Crap odds, no point I'm looking at an each-way bet (top 3)

Well yeah, they're the big favourites to win, sorry. I can't help you with a top 3 because this year is truly unpredictable. France, Switzerland, Ukraine, Israel and Ireland are the big favourites to be there. Yes, Ireland.

 

[Lucille]

When is MISS BONICCI dropping her BIG NEWS? Is she just TROLLING US?!?

 

[Kaleen]

New rumour is that Besa called Kaleen a talentless cunt and spat in her face.

 

[auretz]

When is MISS BONICCI dropping her BIG NEWS? Is she just TROLLING US?!?

She's dropped a snippet of her new single

 

[Kate]

Well yeah, they're the big favourites to win, sorry. I can't help you with a top 3 because this year is truly unpredictable. France, Switzerland, Ukraine, Israel and Ireland are the big favourites to be there. Yes, Ireland.

I'm representing the goth gremlin at my friend's party