Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat)

[ZenGiraffe]

Read that as BONED at first

Wouldn't touch him with a TEN FOOT BARGE POLE now

 

[octophone]

Also, have we spotted any Moops in the crowd shots? Or are they keeping those to a suspicious minimum?

 

[Raining on Me]

Are you on a campsite watching this?

Yes! Quite happily tucked away in our van

 

[dmlaw]

I'm not watching but I figured Moopy would tell me if anything had gone completely tits up.

CARRY ON.

We will. And it will. Twenty three countries will shortly have nothing left to lose.

 

[lolly]

What's next? I need a piss

 

[dmlaw]

Norway is very fine. Definitely the best of the wailey entries.

 

[Alex]

Norway is clicking with me a bit more than last time

 

[dmlaw]

What's next? I need a piss

Italy, then Serbia and Finland. Not a bad tim3 to choose.

 

[Rita]

Sounds like something Indie would send to ASFM.

NOT FOR ME.

 

[Marina Salty]

Goooo Angelina!!!!

 

[Cloud]

Watching from the stage room at a Brony convention. It's better than the NOISE (metal) being played at ear breaking volume at the actual music event here at any rate

 

[dmlaw]

At least by calling her song ‘annoying’ she won’t be breaking any truth in advertising laws.

 

[lolly]

Has there been a costume change?

 

[Shoat]

Norway is one of my favourite songs, especially the banshee climax at the end

But the poor performer. Great vocals. But absolutely can't pull off the presence she was going for. She tried for wailing haunting Viking maiden of war, but her facial expressions were giving mildly fearful secretary.

 

[RS]

Yaaas Italy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

These outfits are so much better

 

[Alex]

Much like Greece it’s just JARRING

 

[Marina Salty]

Love her even if she's giving us nothing

 

[lolly]

These outfits are so much better

Far less distracting with the screens as well

 

[Alex]

These outfits are so much better

Outfits>song

 

[Shoat]

She is Eurovision's Dua Lipa

 

[Marina Salty]

Rrrrrridere

 

[Rita]

Why am I not hearing an EL DIABLO this year?

 

[ButterTart]

Italy should never send women, their songs are always dull, messy shite.

This one is going down like a lead balloon here.

 

[Jacques]

Can't get into Norway.

Does anyone think that this year would have really benefitted from an AI robot? They wouldn't have gone around making threatening gestures or singing "Imagine" in the press centre!

 

[Rita]

Italy should never send women, their songs are always dull, messy shite.

This one is going down like a lead balloon here.

Yes, it did nothing for me.

 

[Raining on Me]

A. Mango really should've been on her own like San Remo, she would've won this with zero effort then I'm convinced. This has clipped her wings - and TOO DARK

Still wonderful though

 

[dmlaw]

Why am I not hearing an EL DIABLO this year?

There isn’t really one. Cyprus and Austria are the closest.

 

[jyxz]

Serbia = toilet break

 

[Soldi]

It’s alright but not giving WINNER

 

[Rita]

Good LORD. Someone put her out of her misery.

 

[RS]

 

[Marina Salty]

Mr. Bay: gross, only liked Spain and Marina Satti so far

 

[ButterTart]

Italy got my joint lowest score of the evening. It’s just nothingness which is only considered a favourite because of the country sending it.

 

[Slave]

What is this absolute shit.

 

[ButterTart]

Although Serbia may be coming for my lowest marks.

 

[lolly]

It's not annoying me as much as it did in the semi. So may avoid my personal bottom three.

 

[dmlaw]

In fairness to Serbia, there is much, much worse in this contest.

 

[Madison]

Boring

 

[Suomi]

My mother just drunkenly video called from Sweden to say that “the uk has disgraced itself by reminding everyone of the stereotypes of homosexuals hiding in toilets for sex, set the LGBT community back years, and Olly Alexander needs a good HIDING” (!)