Eurovision Forum: Introduce yourself / Eurovision questionnaire

[Little My]

We are supposed to be encouraging posters, not scaring the hell out of them!

Even I was a bit scared posting in the thread after some of those comments.



*Gives advice to katySWE that strange men do go away if you ignore them*

 

[Toyah]

A GIRL!

THANK GOD!

 

[VoR]

Poor RB and (occasionally) Wendy.

 

[Toyah]

They're hardly Eurovision afficiandos though.

 

[Saltwater]

In which country do you live?
Greece

How many years have you been watching the Eurovision Song Contest
22

Quickly, name three countries whose entries you generally like
United Kingdom, Albania, Cyprus

Carola or Amina - which do you wish had won?
Amina

Do you know who Lotta Engberg is?
Boogaloo dansa rock'n rolla!!!

What is your favourite winning song of the...

...2000s?
Fly on the wings of loOove, fly baby fly ai ai (Olsen Brothers/Denmark)

...1990s?
I am the voice of the fewww tshore, bring me your pieeece (Eimear Quinn/Ireland)

...1980s?
...mmmm d'amouuur, le bleu de l'infini la joie d'etre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiibre (Celine Dion/Switzerland)

...1970s?
Qu'apres toiiiiiiiix je ne pourrai plus viIiIivre non plus vivre qu'en souvenir de toiiii (Vicky Leandros/Luxembourg)

...1960s?
Je suis une poupe de cire une poupe de son (France Gall,Luxembourg)

Can you sing any of the winning songs from the 1950s?
Vo-larey owe owe... cantarey owe owe owe owe... (Domenico Modugno/Italy)

If you had a Eurovision song played at your funeral, which would it be?
Shara Barchovot (Rita/Israel)

Is CatCat's Bye Bye Baby the greatest Finnish song ever?
Absolutely

Which is your favourite nil points entry ever? (You can pick Pierro and the Music Stars, Little My)
Sarkim sevgi ustune (la lalala) Turkey 1987

Rate the following out of 100...
(0 = Worse than Hitler, if you saw them on the other side of the road, you'd run up to them and push them in traffic
50 = Quite indifferent to them
100 = You'd throw yourself in front of traffic if you thought they would be impressed by it)

Carola
0

Cliff Richard
0

Ofra Haza
50

Lena Philipsson
50

Skamp
100

What is the most played Eurovision tune on your computer/mp3 player?
Neka Mi Ne Svane (Danijela, Croatia 1987)

 

[Little My]

I like Queen of the Bay if only for their lyrics.

 

[Saltwater]

merci

 

[Timbo]

I wonder if QOTB knows Jonngait?

 

[RobotBoy]

QOTB can FUCK OFF.

YOU are worse than Hitler, NOT CAROLA.

 

[Saltwater]

This is only because I speak to God

 

[David]

Fuck Carola, only 50 for poor brave Ofra?

 

[Saltwater]

Only because there are many more that one would throw his/herself in front of traffic for
but are not in the questionnaire
Anabel Conde, Ruth Jacott, Rita, Jalisse, Sebnem Paker, Maria Haukass, Kasia Kowalska, Christine Guldbrandsen, Frances Ruffelle, Danjela, Dina, Lucia Moniz, Rita, Sonia, Eimear, Niamh, Ines, Nina Morato, Louisa Baileche, Javine, Ortal and many more
to name a few

 

[David]

Oh, you LIKE husband stealing cunty whore Javine?

That WILL gain you Moopylove!

 

[Madíson]

Were you sad when you found out Ortal committed suicide shortly after the contest?

 

[Saltwater]

Is this true?

 

[Madíson]

Is it oooooooover?

 

[Lars]

QOTB can FUCK OFF.

YOU are worse than Hitler, NOT CAROLA.

No, Carola IS worse than Hitler. Don't you ever forget that.

 

[Madíson]

Carola is better than Hitler. Hitler failed - CAROLA WILL NOT

 

[Lars]

She must be stopped.

 

[Christian]

She's doing a decent enough job of stopping herself. One Love saw to THAT

 

[Lars]

She's doing a decent enough job of stopping herself. One Love saw to THAT

That was fantastic. One of the best nights ever.
The funniest thing back then was that there was this huge group/club on "Qruiser" (Swedish gaydar) called "Stop Carola - vote Nordman" and they did a fantastic job preventing the gayers from voting Carola. Myself included.

 

[RobotBoy]

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

You'll make me cry

 

[Lars]

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Yes, we did stop her. Didn't you read my post properly?

 

[RobotBoy]

Yes, we did stop her. Didn't you read my post properly?

She has not been, and never will be, stopped by some jealous gays.

 

[Lars]

Jealous!? Don't make me laugh.

 

[RobotBoy]

You just want 50ft of blue chiffon and wind machine. JEALOUS.

 

[Lars]

I'd rather fist myself with a chain saw than wearing that.

 

[RobotBoy]

I cannot be held responsible for your poor taste in stagewear Lars.

 

[Lars]

 

[Madíson]

Or fisting habits

 

[Lars]

 

[David]

The last few posts make me feel so moderate in my opinions about the plastic pig.

 

[RobotBoy]

 

[Lars]

The last few posts make me feel so moderate in my opinions about the plastic pig.

I can always count on you dear David.

 

[Stosh]

In which country do you live?
Belgium

How many years have you been watching the Eurovision Song Contest
From the early nineties actually. (Born in '83)

Quickly, name three countries whose entries you generally like
Sweden, Albania, Norway

Carola or Amina - which do you wish had won?
I remember going wild about Carola as a nine year old...

Do you know who Lotta Engberg is?
No, but I have a feeling it's some Swedish old tart

What is your favourite winning song of the...

...2000s?
Helena Paparizou - My number one

...1990s?
Dana International - Diva

...1980s?
Céline Dion - Ne partez pas sans moi

...1970s?
Ding-a-dong - Teach-in

...1960s?
Poupée de sire, poupée de son - France Gall

Can you sing any of the winning songs from the 1950s?
No

If you had a Eurovision song played at your funeral, which would it be?
Take me to your heaven?

Is CatCat's Bye Bye Baby the greatest Finnish song ever?
Did they ever enter a great song?

Which is your favourite nil points entry ever? (You can pick Pierro and the Music Stars, Little My)
Jemini

Rate the following out of 100...

Carola 75

Cliff Richard 40

Ofra Haza 50

Lena Philipsson 100

Skamp 30


What is the most played Eurovision tune on your computer/mp3 player?
Det gör ont

 

[Madíson]

Carola or Amina - which do you wish had won?
I remember going wild about Carola as a nine year old...

I'm jealous of your childhood.

Why did I only start watching in 1992, why?

 

[Toyah]

You never missed much in 91, unless useless Italian hosts and presentation is your THANG!

 

[Madíson]

You never missed much in 91, unless useless Italian hosts and presentation is your THANG!

I'd have gladly endured it to see Carola's first Eurovision victory live.

 

[Lockhart]

In which country do you live?
United Kingdom

How many years have you been watching the Eurovision Song Contest
6

Quickly, name three countries whose entries you generally like
Sweden, United Kingdom, Ukraine, Azerbaijan

Carola or Amina - which do you wish had won?
Amina, I despise Carola

Do you know who Lotta Engberg is?
Umm no

What is your favourite winning song of the...

...2000s?
Dima Bilan - Believe

...1990s?
Charlotte Nilsson - Take Me To Your Heaven (My fave winning song ever)

...1980s?
Bucks Fizz - Making Your Mind Up

...1970s?
ABBA - Waterloo

...1960s?
Sandie Shaw - Puppet On A String

Can you sing any of the winning songs from the 1950s?
No

If you had a Eurovision song played at your funeral, which would it be?
Take Me To Your Heaven

Is CatCat's Bye Bye Baby the greatest Finnish song ever?
Possibly

Which is your favourite nil points entry ever? (You can pick Pierro and the Music Stars, Little My)
Jemini

Rate the following out of 100...

Carola - (insert insanely large number)

Cliff Richard 60

Ofra Haza 30

Lena Philipsson 100

Skamp 20


What is the most played Eurovision tune on your computer/mp3 player?
Hero

 

[aaarrgh]

Honey, you are a little bipolar to despise Carola and then in the next breath assign her "an insanely large number" score...