Eurovision rewatch: Malmö 1992

[D5K]

I look at this and I ask myself "Why Me?"

 

[Penelope]

God this is DIABETIC

Eating a Cornetto with a Twirl in in tribute

 

[Madíson]

This reminds me of the Seoul Olympics for some reason.

 

[win_the_game]

Well that was FINE.

 

[dmlaw]

This reminds me of the Seoul Olympics for some reason.

I think it’s because all of the competitors have been injecting steroids.

 

[Penelope]

Carola was, somehow, in her mid-twenties there.

 

[Tisch]

Get off, but leave the sexy flags where they are please

 

[Penelope]

This reminds me of the Seoul Olympics for some reason.

One Moment In Time

 

[Madíson]

I thought they were joking when they said they were going to speak Swedish.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Look at the tiny mascot

 

[Penelope]

Where is that PITBULL LESBIAN @Zu 2?

 

[Tisch]

They're really doing it in Swedish then eh?

 

[Madíson]

Eurocat to sue.

 

[Penelope]

EUROCOW!

 

[D5K]

I thought they were joking when they said they were going to speak Swedish.

Nice to have some Saturday night Swedish as we're about as far away in the year from Melodifestivalen as you can get.

 

[dmlaw]

Is the duck with the blue hair an unsuccessful attempt to recreate the success of Eurocat?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mullet

 

[Madíson]

Nice to have some Saturday night Swedish as we're about as far away in the year from Melodifestivalen as you can get.

What do you mean? I watch På spåret every Saturday. Doesn’t everyone?

 

[Penelope]

Love the GCSE German video quality postcards

STARWIPE! STARWIPE!

 

[Iguana]

Ooh nice piano. Less nice voice.

 

[Penelope]

Talk about opening with a STATEMENT OF INTENT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Insta update please!

 

[D5K]

What do you mean? I watch På spåret every Saturday. Doesn’t everyone?

It gives me motion sickness. Mind you so does this performance.

 

[Penelope]

Insta update please!

He's dead

 

[win_the_game]

Isn't this the same guy from that all-time classic Eurovision held in 2000?

 

[Dark Carnival]

He's dead

omg

 

[Tisch]

Blind and a damaged larynx. How tragique.

Also is it me or do Spain seem to open the show A LOT?

 

[Madíson]

Isn't this the same guy from that all-time classic Eurovision held in 2000?

The way the question is phrased, no.

 

[Penelope]

He's dead

Okay he isn't but he should be. He did Splash! in 2013

 

[Tisch]

He's dead

Oh good, I was just about to ask who was on DeadWatch duty tonight.

Not oh good he's dead though.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Blind and a damaged larynx. How tragique.

Also is it me or do Spain seem to open the show A LOT?

I was wondering as well!

 

[dmlaw]

I was about to say something hurtful about the sunglasses but I see that he’s actually blind, so I won’t.

 

[dmlaw]

I see that he was in a band named Equus, so I assume that he fucks horses.

 

[win_the_game]

The way the question is phrased, no.

I think the correct answer is YES on both counts.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I was about to say something hurtful about the sunglasses but I see that he’s actually blind, so I won’t.

Im glad I kept my mouth shut as well

 

[Penelope]

I was about to say something hurtful about the sunglasses but I see that he’s actually blind, so I won’t.

No! If you're going to make them a core part of your BRAND, the least you can do is PICK SOME NICE ONES

 

[Tisch]

To be honest when was the latest time our Pen was correct?

He's dead

Okay he isn't

 

[Penelope]

I see that he was in a band named Equus, so I assume that he fucks horses.

Is FUCKED BY horses. HOW MANY TIMES

 

[D5K]

“We want violence”?

 

[Penelope]

04 Spain