GB News and Talk TV 🤬

[Kratz]

With fresh young talent like John Cleese (82) on board, I'm sure their flagging ratings are going to soar!

How are the ratings? I know massively below those of BBC News Channel and Sky News, but are the figures even vaguely respectable?

 

[GinAg (39)]

How are the ratings? I know massively below those of BBC News Channel and Sky News, but are the figures even vaguely respectable?

If Talk TV didn't exist, it would be a sad last place.

 

[Ellie]

Average viewing time is 35 seconds?

 

[Diddy]

I was just wondering how you’d even get 8 seconds as an average the response times of “on No it’s talk tv” are brisk!

 

[lolly]

I was just wondering how you’d even get 8 seconds as an average the response times of “on No it’s talk tv” are brisk!

If you needed evidence of how long it takes the average person flicking through channels to land on something, register what it is and fuck off in a panic, there we have it.

I'm sure that could be useful in psychological research.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I imagine if it wasn’t for people watching Piers Morgan, it would probably be lower.

 

[lolly]

I imagine if it wasn’t for people watching Piers Morgan, it would probably be lower.

He can't be getting THAT much if he's only dragging the average up to 8 seconds!

Perhaps he gets 15 and 'Dewbs' gets one.

 

[lolly]

Oh no, she's GB News, isn't she?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Generally I don't know what sad cunts on these channels. It's like a retirement home for dated opinions.

 

[ButterTart]

Who’s on Talk TV? Anyone to rival the star power of [FATAL ERROR: ENTITY NOT FOUND] on KGBNews?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Who’s on Talk TV? Anyone to rival the star power of [FATAL ERROR: ENTITY NOT FOUND] on KGBNews?

Cunts.

 

[ButterTart]

Sharon Osbourne, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle, Julia Hartley-Brewer, Isabel Oakeshott...

Christ, if this were the visitor book from the Elm Guest House that list would make sense, but the principal on-air talent for an alleged news channel?..

 

[Lucille]

There’s 2 of these channels I did not know this!

 

[ButterTart]

There’s 2 of these channels I did not know this!

Neither did anyone else, judging by those numbers.

 

[lolly]

 

[VoR]

FIRED AGAIN!

 

[ButterTart]

Terrible to think that he’s spent all this time making enemies of literally everyone and now he needs to find a job and fend for himself with no supporters or credible work on his CV.

 

[Lucille]

Just can’t keep his PAWS off the runners I guess!

 

[Lucille]

Should lock them in the basement like Schofield does.

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[win_the_game]

Just can’t keep his PAWS off the runners I guess!

The greatest rides of his life apparently.

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Ill Advised]

Also when did Angela Rippon become a GB news presenter?? Ugh!

 

[Finn]

Heartbreaking to see. Literally worse than if she'd died

 

[ButterTart]

 

[ButterTart]

Angela Rippon has gone too far down the Jesy Nelson road.

 

[VoR]

Amazing scenes

 

[dmlaw]

Amazing scenes

There’s the attention to detail that you want from your lawyer.

 

[GNL]

 

[VoR]

 

[GNL]

David Starkey probably thinks we should still be CHOPPING THEIR HEADS OFF, the old CRANK.

 

[Kratz]

Sorry, is that a vicar reading the news?

 

[VoR]

He’s not even a real Vicar!

 

[big ron]

Sorry, is that a vicar reading the news?

A fake one.

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry, is that a vicar reading the news?

Father Calvin Robinson, one of the most hateful cunts on the internet (and a complete fraud).

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The SHADE of "I take your point GB News hardly being a news channel"

 

[big ron]

WHAT A FUCKING SAVAGE BURN

 

[Ill Advised]

worst thing I’ve ever seen

 

[Art Decade]