Geri - Rainbow Woman

I think it's her campaign to befriend Kate Middleton. Breaking news: this is not a sincere project. She truly is a walking, incredulously functioning nervous breakdown. I'm surprised she's landed this well, but of course more is never enough for our Geru. It's not easy watching at all.
 
I know George will be smiling down at Geri right now :eyes:
 
I hope the NHS ban her soon. Just let them have their lunch breaks in peace you silly bint. You can only fool them with Rainbow Bitch shopping bags so many times.
 
I think it's her campaign to befriend Kate Middleton. Breaking news: this is not a sincere project. She truly is a walking, incredulously functioning nervous breakdown. I'm surprised she's landed this well, but of course more is never enough for our Geru. It's not easy watching at all.
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interesting armchair psychology but I think she's just a boring rich person beb.
 
I can see her falling into some TV work to keep herself busy. Something like a Bake Off presenter or The One Show.
 
I fear she’s too much of a nightmare to ever hold down a presenting job :D
 
In today's episode, Geri feels a strong feminine connection while being ignored by an Elephant at a safari park.

 
that's one of the more ENJOYABLE INSTALMENTS TBH.

how many views do these things get?
 
She seems to be averaging 10-15k per video at this point, although the NHS one and the baking one got 40k and 50k respectively, and the first couple got 130k.
 
I hope she does a Laura Dern with a pile of elephant poo then (and finds a copy of Passion buried in it).
 
h8 2 say it but this comment killed me
What beautiful and soulful song ❤❤❤ it made my tears come out. Today 14th of February, mark the day where my mom passed away when I was a kid. Geri, you can't imagine how you helped me through all the years, thanks to your music, positive vibes. I will always love and support you ❤ Lots of love and Hugs from Paris
 
h8 2 say it but this comment killed me
What beautiful and soulful song ❤❤❤ it made my tears come out. Today 14th of February, mark the day where my mom passed away when I was a kid. Geri, you can't imagine how you helped me through all the years, thanks to your music, positive vibes. I will always love and support you ❤ Lots of love and Hugs from Paris
NOT ME I SWEAR
 
She really is on that old bitch Mary Berry's heels these days. She'll be looking to join Bake Off in some capacity next. Not sure who she would have more chemistry with Matt Lucas or Noel Fielding though?
 
She really is on that old bitch Mary Berry's heals these days. She'll be looking to join Bake Off in some capacity next. Not sure who she would have more chemistry with Matt Lucas or Noel Fielding though?

Geru WON CELEB BAKE OFF i'll have you know :disco:
 
She did present the One Show too as a stand in

I am not sure they have asked her back...
 
She should be a shoe in then :D Not sure why why she isn't a One Show or Loose Women presenter already.


Everything about that video is GOLD, from the TITLE :D to Geru mocking her SPANISH MOTHER FROM SPAIN and giving us a PEEK into her TRUE BLUE SEXUAL FANTASIES while engaging in FAUX-LESBIAN ONE-UPMANSHIP with a YOUNG UPSTART.

She was GOLD when you could smell the DESPERATION. Now that she is married into money all these latest EXERCISES IN RELEVANCE look like bored rich housewife projects with ZERO of her ZEST FOR STARDOM.
 
Everything about that video is GOLD, from the TITLE :D to Geru mocking her SPANISH MOTHER FROM SPAIN and giving us a PEEK into her TRUE BLUE SEXUAL FANTASIES while engaging in FAUX-LESBIAN ONE-UPMANSHIP with a YOUNG UPSTART.

She was GOLD when you could smell the DESPERATION. Now that she is married into money all these latest EXERCISES IN RELEVANCE look like bored rich housewife projects with ZERO of her ZEST FOR STARDOM.

If the none of the double figures personal assistants she must have went through during this era didn't ever press the record button they should be ashamed of themselves.

That doc is still among her best ever work.
 
She should be a shoe in then :D Not sure why why she isn't a One Show or Loose Women presenter already.


An old Internet friend of mine uploaded that video and the title always makes me laugh.
 
Geri is on The One Show tonight presenting a report about history.
 

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