Geri - Rainbow Woman (1 Viewer)

[Zu]

Oh it's hers. That completely passed me by!

I tend to forget about him TBH and as you know I’m ALWAYS thinking and chatting about Geru

 

[Iguana]

I tend to forget about him TBH and as you know I’m ALWAYS thinking and chatting about Geru

I think having a boy is just not as iconic. Try better next time, Geru

 

[Zu]

I think having a boy is just not as iconic. Try better next time, Geru

Also not very memorable AND IRRITATING name. Could have called him Daffodil FFS

 

[Zu]

MONTY indeed

IDEAS ABOVE HER STATION AS PER

 

[Iguana]

Also not very memorable AND IRRITATING name. Could have called him Daffodil FFS

Precious little Monty does have an air of nouveau riche about him already...

Hydrangea Kylie Horner has a nice ring to it, if she wanted to keep up the pattern.

 

[Zu]

Who is Bluebell’s father, again? Honestly, two children by two different fathers

YOU CAN TAKE A GIRL OUT OF WATFORD

 

[GNL]

"We're making a Swiss roll because it's simple, and it's British."

"No it's not. It's Swiss."

 

[GALA]

Geru's son will always be called George Hex Hector Remix Michael Jr as far as I'm concerned. BB Madge is Geru's very own Saffy, it's almost frightening.

 

[Halli]

Highlight of the video is Bluebell Madonna saying "Mummy helped me with my homework. I got an A minus" and Geru looking SO smug

Its Bluebell-Madge around these parts.

 

[GALA]

Maybe each video contains a clue and in the end we'll have to piece something up.

Her children are sending a message with different letters. So far we're up to ESTHERRANTZENHELPUSSHESCRAZY, but it will take time to crack (unlike mummy).

 

[VoR]

Geru is GIVING BACK in the latest edition of her regular working mum Vlog.

”Today is not about me...”

*Close up shot of branded Rainbow Woman tote bag*



Yes, I am obsessed with these. WHAT OF IT?

 

[VoR]

DESPERATE to know what was in those gift boxes.

You just KNOW it was more Rainbow Woman tat.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooooh she’s got a VAN

 

[GNL]

DESPERATE to know what was in those gift boxes.

Unsold copies of Passion.

 

[GALA]

"It's a team effort, so it's not just me, but we really appreciate it" - I'm not sure Geru will have understood a word of that.

 

[GALA]

Oh here is the contemplation:

Human beings are good people.

 

[GALA]

Next time she says "if I could hug you, I would" I hope her sincerity is matched by the reply "if I wanted to buy Passion, I would".

BB Madge's Mommie Dearest tell-all can't come quickly enough.

 

[SDF]

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

There's a lyric video for I Got A Name

 

[FetchFugly]

I was not ready for Geri's Americana phase. at her brave vocal choices on 'pass me by' at the end.

 

[SDF]

LOL at her driving that van about

we've all seen you on Top Gear Geri

No wonder @cwej says the roads are more dangerous than covid

 

[Iguana]

at her brave vocal choices on 'pass me by' at the end.

I think she ran out of voice.

 

[VoR]

Those Mary Seacole and Florence Nightingale photos reminded me... the 'Geri plays famous women from history' conceit of this channel really got dropped very quickly, didn't it?

 

[GNL]

Those Mary Seacole and Florence Nightingale photos reminded me... the 'Geri plays famous women from history' conceit of this channel really got dropped very quickly, didn't it?

Oh my god, I thought she was going to be dressed as Mary Seacole in the lyric bid.

I'm both relieved and disappointed.

 

[SDF]

Those Mary Seacole and Florence Nightingale photos reminded me... the 'Geri plays famous women from history' conceit of this channel really got dropped very quickly, didn't it?

It got dropped?

I thought this was Geri as Mother Teresa

 

[Pipo]

every song about this project so far sounds diabolical. denden seems to be wetting their knickers in anticipation of whether she will at least release an EP or what.

 

[GALA]

At one point with the black and white portraits I thought she was doing a dead relatives montage, but she would have used Bag It Up for that.

 

[GALA]

Personally, going on the launch of this current campaign, I can't wait for the Mary, Queen of Scots beheading by Mel Beh scene complete with accent (Geru in full Braveheart mode and Mel in full Bo Selecta).

 

[GNL]

Ginger Spice coming for Queen Liz' gig.

 

[SDF]

Was this video a Tory party election broadcast

 

[SDF]

I’m still perplexed about what this is all for

just get back on a horse and ride through soho Geri

 

[Iguana]

Bless her. Why is she doing this?

 

[supermassive]

What on earth is happening?

 

[GALA]

And I don't know about you, but I think that meant a lot more to Geru than it did the kind, self-deprecating NHS workers.

 

[VoR]

There's clearly something with the unreleased 4th album, but I'm not entirely sure what her end game is with it.

 

[GALA]

"Due to popular demand" I'm guessing.

 

[SDF]

Has Mel B seen any of this yet

 

[GNL]

I assume this is just one long, uninvited audition for The One Show.

 

[Jark]

absolutely losing at the STOCK PHOTOS like the Asian family waving through the window dressed in SUMMER CLOTHES. very festive Geru.

 

[Jark]

who DOES this woman think she is? and what did she do with Geri Halliwell?

 

[SDF]

This is covid propaganda designed to keep us glued to the screens