Jesy Nelson's solo career - BOYZ ft. Nicki Minaj out now + not very good + problematic + unimpressed label + DROPPED + Bad Thing + now white

[Halli]

Its all very relative when the TALANT is obv Perri

 

[Diddy]

Curious to see what the next move is
I know she likes bad boys though: bad producers, bad directors, bad PR etc

 

[Kratz]

I don’t think any of them will set the charts alight (although if we get Jade’s ‘Cinderella’s Eyes’ all the better) but surely this one is now ready to flush. She feels like a novelty act rather than a serious artist.

 

[octophone]

Imagine thinking you were going to be Geri Halliwell and you end up being SON OF DORK.

 

[Funky]

No she's on insta with Will.iam and a few other producers threatening the second SINGAL

this is all very tragic, she NEEDS her mi chico latino or its O-V-A-H and she needs to get back on TILLS

Back on tills

 

[supermassive]

She is coming.

 

[Funky]

 

[OutSynk]

4 - 18 - 23 - 28 - 38 - 45 - 68

Previously on LOST.

 

[Smurfie]

Another flimsy cack awkward single? Woo etc

 

[Halli]

Her 'Mi Chico Latino' era is increasingly looking like her 'Angals in chainz' era

 

[Kratz]

She is coming.

Good to see she has had some time to reflect on her image…

 

[Dark Carnival]

Go away

 

[Kratz]

Go away

Me?

 

[supermassive]

Good to see she has had some time to reflect on her image…

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This is how everyone dresses in Romford!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Me?

Kratz out now - not very good + problematic + riddled

 

[GNL]

This is how everyone dresses in Romford!

If anything, she's actually quite PALE for a white girl from Romford. She's gonna get called a GOTH on the High Street

 

[Pipo]

she looks ROUGH for a 30y.o.

 

[octophone]

Good to see she has had some time to reflect on her image…

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Christ, who's managing her? And what on earth made her look at those keks and think "mmm, nice"?

 

[supermassive]

She's at Coachella surprise set?

 

[ButterTart]

She's at Coachella surprise set?

Fairly sure that’s Alyssa Edwards

 

[Jark]

why does she wear that wig good lord

 

[Kratz]

She’s probably selling hot dogs

 

[octophone]

MOOPY GOLD NOW!

 

[Apoca]

Fairly sure that’s Alyssa Edwards

BACKROLLS?

 

[Kratz]

Into motorcycling now apparently, if that outfit is anything to go by. Better have that wig jammed on tight Jesy!

 

[GNL]

Into motorcycling now apparently, if that outfit is anything to go by. Better have that wig jammed on tight Jesy!

I think it was Jesy who once famously sang "motorbike motorbike motorbike motorbike."

 

[Pipo]

Into motorcycling now apparently, if that outfit is anything to go by. Better have that wig jammed on tight Jesy!

omg her MOTOMAMI is coming. Rosalia found QUAKING.

 

[supermassive]

Her Wake Me Up era is coming

 

[Kratz]

Get back in that studio, Jesy!

 

[GNL]

Wedgy Nelson

 

[Halli]

She should re-record the Geru classic 'Half of Me' for a worldwide release not just an Oz release.

 

[ButterTart]

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Get back in that studio, Jesy!

I’m trying and failing to work out what’s happening with those tits. Why does the right one have a fingernail?

 

[Voodoo]

I didn't know Jesy & Anastacia are friends.

 

[COB]

She's paying her dues

 

[VoR]

You can say what you want about me
Do what you want *to* me
But you CANNOT stop me!
(From doing blackface)

 

[Voodoo]

Apparently it's her friend Dilem.

Come on, guys. Did we really think Anastacia is that young looking?

 

[Kratz]

Now I didn’t know Anastacia and Fleur East are such pals. Must have met at Butlins.

 

[SystemAddict]

Anastacia only befriends TOP-TIER celebrities.

 

[supermassive]

She's still dining out on the success of her buzz single of yesteryear Bad Boys.

 

[Pipo]

imagine quitting one of the most successful girl bands from the 2010's, only to come up with a song like Boy(z) and then fuck off for ages.