This is very amusing and I'm totally here for this! Hasn't it been years since we've heard of some high-profile artist flopping so spectacularly?? Hopefully, more to come since we don't get to have MASSIVE chart battles for #1 or artists being dropped amidst some good old drama anymore, everything is so lethargic and uninteresting these days.
Nowadays it's all about "my label doesn't let me release music unless TikTok makes it viral" or "Well, here's my 6th single in a row but no news on an album yet y'all" type of sob stories.