Junior Eurovision 2021

[Soldi]

I'm sorry to Jacques for sullying his thread.

I saw him at the crooked spire with our Little Susan.

 

[Iguana]

Oh Little Susan. WHY?

 

[COB]

Oh let's do a sync watch actually, we MAY AS WELL! Is Little Susan back or has she been cruelly AGED OUT?

 

[Soldi]

Oh let's do a sync watch actually, we MAY AS WELL! Is Little Susan back or has she been cruelly AGED OUT?

She’s dead, love

 

[COB]

Installing the Tor browser as we speak.

 

[Iguana]

Replaced by Big Susan

 

[Alla]

 

[COB]

I'd forgotten all about HIM! Is he hosting again this year?

 

[Lucille]

I don’t know what this means but !

 

[Lucille]

Is he the official NONCE MASCOT?!?

 

[COB]

Pedobear - Wikipedia

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Just googled him on an incognito tab to be SAFE

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Was it EVER on the BBC? I thought it was ITV for the brief time the UK participated.

I can totally see this, it's EASY CONTENT that could potentially go big on TIKTOK at a time when the Beeb are CASH STRAPPED!

 

[Alla]

I'd forgotten all about HIM! Is he hosting again this year?

 

[Lucille]

I can totally see this, it's EASY CONTENT that could potentially go big on TIKTOK at a time when the Beeb are CASH STRAPPED!

You’d think the Beeb would be wanting to distance themselves from THIS SORT OF THING.

 

[Penelope]

The Russian entry this year is a turn of the century J-Lo banger. (@Tetris-Rock TOLD ME ABOUT IT LEAVE ME ALONE)

 

[Kratz]

You’d think the Beeb would be wanting to distance themselves from THIS SORT OF THING.

Careful now!

 

[Iguana]

It's on tomorrow dumbass

I was the dumbass. It's actually tomorrow.

 

[Lucille]

I was the dumbass. It's actually tomorrow.

Oh.

And I cleaned all my socks especially.

 

[COB]

What are we supposed to do TONIGHT?!

 

[Lucille]

Junior Eurovision 2020 rewatch?

 

[Iguana]

Junior Eurovision 2020 rewatch?

Junior Eurovision 1999 rewatch!!

 

[COB]

Apparently this is from the first contest in 2003, surely nothing better has happened since:

 

[OutSynk]

The Russian entry this year is a turn of the century J-Lo banger. (@Tetris-Rock TOLD ME ABOUT IT LEAVE ME ALONE)

Yeah this one’s a step TOO FAR for me.

 

[Iguana]

Apparently this is from the first contest in 2003, surely nothing better has happened since:

But Diana died in 1997?

 

[Iguana]

Quick someone tell the Express!

 

[Pingu]

Listened to the songs last night. Can confirm that as usual, 90% are shite and I resent the other 10% for not being held back for more worthwhile purposes.

 

[D5K]

Listened to the songs last night. Can confirm that as usual, 90% are shite and I resent the other 10% for not being held back for more worthwhile purposes.

Oh no; I've only heard one (which is great) so was planning to watch tomorrow. Probably still will tbh; not like there's much else to do at the moment.

 

[Saltwater]

I was thinking to watch it too, judging from Armenia and Russia am expecting it'll be surprisingly good.

 

[D5K]

I'm sure we'll have some sort of sad desperate watchalong thread on here.

 

[Soldi]

Thankfully I’ll be at work so can‘t be tempted AGAIN.

 

[OutSynk]

I wish no one here watched it or knew about it so I could send Qami Qami to ASFM.

 

[Iguana]

I'm sure we'll have some sort of sad desperate watchalong thread on here.

But who will be brave enough to start it

 

[VoR]

I watched a recap video and as always there's a really jarring disconnect between the countries that are sending 11 year olds doing minipops songs and the ones sending 15 year olds awkwardly trying to approximate modern pop.

 

[Pingu]

I was thinking to watch it too, judging from Armenia and Russia am expecting it'll be surprisingly good.

Do yourself a favour. Don’t judge it on those two. There’s a reason those are the ones that have been posted.

 

[Penelope]

Who's going to set up Junior Moopyvision this year?

 

[Iguana]

I didn't realise this was at THREE PM. Why would I want to watch this of an AFTERNOON? I had assumed it would be an evening thing

 

[D5K]

I didn't realise this was at THREE PM. Why would I want to watch this of an AFTERNOON? I had assumed it would be an evening thing

I see it as an excuse to start drinking earlier.

 

[Penelope]

I didn't realise this was at THREE PM. Why would I want to watch this of an AFTERNOON? I had assumed it would be an evening thing

Don't be silly - the target audience is in bed by 7pm!

 

[COB]

Who's going to set up Junior Moopyvision this year?

Junior Moopyvision Karaoke is definitely NOT happening, I'll say that right now!

 

[Lucille]

Don't be silly - the target audience is in custody by 7pm!

Fixed that for you.