Labour: The Keir Starmer years

[KNT]

Lady Miss Keir is serving here, I hate to say.

 

[COB]

More transphobia from this utter disgrace:

Literally using TERF dogwhistles.

 

[Cloud]

Yeah fuck this guy and the choice between Tories or Tories. Are the Greens still sane? Or might just spoil the ballot paper. I'm definitely done with the "you have to vote Labour to keep the Tories out" argument this time.

I guess the masses will flock to him because TERFism is fairly popular and that's what he's playing to - he's the side of Labour that has no principles other than getting into power. Would be nice to have a hung parliament though

 

[jivafox]

A hung parliament would be the only win against the Tories now.

 

[COB]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[C’est la VoR]

I don't know if the demographics support it enough but I really, really want either the Greens or Lib Dems to make a serious play for Rosie fucking Duffield's seat in Canterbury.

And get Wes Streeting gone too while they're at it.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Would be sad to lose an MP with such a CUNTY name though.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Labour’s social media game is on fire at the moment

 

[Madison]

That decaying tree at the end is fantastic. I hope they use it on every video.

 

[big ron]

Leave her alone you savage witches. PORK MARKETS ARE UP

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

There are many things wrong with Labour currently but this needs to be on EVERY BUS STOP in the country, it would cut through

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I don't know if the demographics support it enough but I really, really want either the Greens or Lib Dems to make a serious play for Rosie fucking Duffield's seat in Canterbury.

No chance, alas. The Greens could do well by their standards there, but at best we're talking just making the difference between Duffield and a Tory (although god knows I wouldn't care much about the difference at this point)

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

No chance, alas. The Greens could do well by their standards there, but at best we're talking just making the difference between Duffield and a Tory (although god knows I wouldn't care much about the difference at this point)

I'd say that would be worth it to send a message, but god knows the message Keith would hear is "we're still not right wing enough"

 

[Jark]

I like how we just don't post Labour news anymore because it's so depressing, but they've revealed their intended manifesto pledges

Labour pledges spending discipline as it reveals possible manifesto policies

No extra money for childcare revolution as policies on areas from green economy to immigration are set out

www.theguardian.com

Labour has put “stable public finances and prudent spending” at the heart of its offer for the 2024 manifesto, pledging iron discipline on how new policies are funded.

just what the voting public wants to hear right now!

 

[COB]

Did we not have the conference brochure cover?

It's very DEBUT SOLO ALBUM.

 

[Jark]

it's giving: previously cancelled actor, fresh from a hair transplant in Turkey, on the comeback trail with a Variety cover shoot by Annie Liebovitz.

 

[jivafox]

It's giving cult!

 

[Jark]

kill this stupid motherfucker with fire.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

PUSSY.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The fact she’s so ahead in the polls she doesn’t need to even engage in this weird anti-trans, and less to the point, anti-semantics diatribe makes it quite shocking.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

If I was in a marginal seat I’d obviously still vote Labour, but fuck voting for this focused grouped within an inch of his life neo-liberal piece of twink death HAM in the lush environs of HACKNEY NORTH.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s just so weak willed to fall into the culture war shit when it’s all the tories have when I’m sure the average woman has more pressing concerns like the average rent being 75% of her take home salary.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[COB]

A disgusting pig.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Who knew Drakeford could throw shade like that!

 

[Ill Advised]

Anyone watching the starmer speech?

He just had a protestor chuck glitter all over him

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[jivafox]

Quite the delay in response there.

 

[KNT]

Screaming at the emergency blazer removal. Can't have him looking SPARKLY. Might look too much like a GOOD TIME.

 

[Jocasta Clun]

I think the GLITTER in his HAIR is ADDING TO THE OCCASION

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Quite the delay in response there.

The security:

 

[jivafox]

“If he thinks that bothers me, he doesn’t know me.”

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Screaming at the emergency blazer removal. Can't have him looking SPARKLY. Might look too much like a GOOD TIME.

They have to check it for anthrax. Would've rather he kept it, looked fab

 

[Jark]

Quite the delay in response there.

the Keirbot is not wired for spontaneity. his programming required an over-the-air update.

 

[KNT]

All the lobby journalists saying he rolled his sleeves up and got on with it.

His actual reaction:

 

[C’est la VoR]

Not a very effective protest when even Owen Jones doesn't have a clue what you're on about

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I guess you can roll a shit in glitter.